An 86 year old man went to his doctor for a checkup
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the old man said "things are great, I've never felt better"
"I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child"
"So what do you think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered this for a while and began to tell a story,
" I have an older friend, much like yourself
This older friend is an avid hunter, one day he was in such a hurry to leave the house and go hunting he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of the gun.
As he neared a lake he spotted a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge.
Realising that he'd left his gun at home and he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature, he still raised the cane to his shoulder, aimed it and said bang bang under his breath.
In that instant two shots rang out and the beaver keeled over dead"
"Now what do you think of that?" said the doctor.
The 86 year old said "logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver"
"My point exactly" replied the doctor.