"Minister?" MARK Robinson....here's a SUGGESTED PLAN to help you

[charleville]

removalists here tomorrow..when do I start my canal patrols?

Did you leave out an "r"?






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[PinHead]

definitely not..I guess you get like that from the resiling you drink...mind in the gutter.

A wise old man once said.."Celibacy is not the root of all evil".

[Tangles]

"when do I start my canal patrols?"


when you untangle the jighead from the pontoon

[Gazza]

Gazza has volunteered to be a New Inspector, and his rates are cheap as he'll do it for love ?? .
Just give him a tinnie, a set of oars and he'll go anywhere.

I humbly accept the position Webby "with no personal or financial gain"

Day 1 , " hey Mr. RecFisho , I notice you have five(5) snapper in your Esky"
Mr. RecFisho : (touching toes) YES oh great Gazzaroo , I DO
Gazzaroo: Stand UP Man !!......PASS & Enjoy your day

Day 2 , (Pinhead comes over and wishes to admit "fault")....I have 5 snapper in my Esky too Gazzaroo
Gazzaroo: Pinhead ....YOU LIE !!!! , but keep trying mate.

Day 3 , JetSKI zooms past at 50knots , 5 metres from RecFishos FISHING!!! , and gets away.

Action: Email to Honorable Minister Mark....c.c. Webby

"Look , if you guys want me to persue these bastards....I'm GUNNA NEED A 3rd. OAR"