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Ausfish Addict
Re: Just for a laugh
This one if for all the female members LOL
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Ausfish New Member
Re: Just for a laugh
The plane crash
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2- seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery this afternoon in central Ireland.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to clime as digging continues into the night.
Tim
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Re: Just for a laugh
congrats to ya tim and jaybee
truelly fantastically hilarious. Steve if you are reading this please make a new section for fishing jokes and make jaybee a moderator for it
cheers jack
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Ausfish Addict
Re: Just for a laugh
give me break jack lol hey how did u go with the fishing down redcliffe..
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