Just for a laugh

[jaybee]

This one if for all the female members LOL

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[timrough]

The plane crash

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2- seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery this afternoon in central Ireland.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to clime as digging continues into the night.



Tim

[Fisherman02]

congrats to ya tim and jaybee
truelly fantastically hilarious. Steve if you are reading this please make a new section for fishing jokes and make jaybee a moderator for it
cheers jack

[jaybee]

give me break jack lol hey how did u go with the fishing down redcliffe..

[Fisherman02]

hey jaybee
i didn't go
the olds decided not to go so i didn't do any fishing
cheers jack