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    changing A boats NAME


    is there any course of events that have to be followed to change the name of a boat

    i was told its bad luck ???
    maybe its a bit like "bananas on boats" theory

    "whats the time"

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    yep changing a boats name is bad luck.... and bananas!!!!! be afraid... be very afraid

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    so whats with bananas and boats ?

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    Ceremony for Renaming Your Boat
    By Capt. Pat
    Everyone knows that renaming your boat will bring nothing but bad luck and make your boating experience something that you will want to forget. But what happens when, after months of searching, you find your dreamboat with a name that you just cannot live with. For example, my first love was a 28-foot Alden with the most beautiful lines Iíd ever seen. She was named Perfidious. How could anything this graceful be named betrayer of trust? Well, I never bought her, but I often thought that if I had, I would have renamed her Magic, after my wife.

    Renaming a boat is, of course, not something to be done lightly. Since the beginning of time, sailors have sworn that there are unlucky ships and the unluckiest ships of all are those who have defied the gods and changed their names. So, is there a way to change a name and not incur the wrath of those deities that rule the elements? Yes, Virginia, there is.

    According to legend, each and every vessel is recorded by name in the Ledger of the Deep and is known personally to Poseidon, or Neptune, the god of the sea. It is logical therefore, if we wish to change the name of our boat, the first thing we must do is to purge its name from the Ledger of the Deep and from Poseidonís memory.

    This is an involved process beginning with the removal or obliteration of every trace of the boatís current identity. This is essential and must be done thoroughly. I once went through the ceremony after the owner had assured me that every reference to his boatís old name had been purged from her. A couple of weeks later, he discovered he had missed a faded name on her floating key chain. I advised him to start over, perhaps with a little extra libation for the ruler of the sea. Unfortunately, he declined. Since then, his boat has been struck by lightning, had its engine ruined by the ingress of the sea, been damaged by collision and finally sunk! It pays to be thorough.

    In purging your boat, it is acceptable to use White-Out or some similar obliterating fluid to expunge the boatís name from log books, engine and maintenance records etc., but it is much easier to simply remove the offending document from the boat and start afresh. Donít forget the life rings and especially the transom and forward name boards. Do not under any circumstances carry aboard any item bearing your boatís new name until the purging and renaming ceremonies have been completed! Once you are certain every reference to her old name has been removed from her, all that is left to do is to prepare a metal tag with the old name written on it in water-soluble ink. You will also need a bottle of reasonably good Champagne. Plain old sparkling wine wonít cut it.

    Since this is an auspicious occasion, it is a good time to invite your friends to witness and to party.

    Begin by invoking the name of the ruler of the deep as follows:

    Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection the name (here insert the old name of your vessel) which has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this ingot bearing her name to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from the sea. (At this point, the prepared metal tag is dropped from the bow of the boat into the sea.)

    In grateful acknowledgment of your munificence and dispensation, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (Pour at least half of the bottle of Champagne into the sea from East to West. The remainder may be passed among your guests.)

    It is usual for the renaming ceremony to be conducted immediately following the purging ceremony, although it may be done at any time after the purging ceremony. For this portion of the proceedings, you will need more Champagne, Much more because you have a few more gods to appease.

    Begin the renaming by again calling Poseidon as follows:

    Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to take unto your records and recollection this worthy vessel hereafter and for all time known as (Here insert the new name you have chosen), guarding her with your mighty arm and trident and ensuring her of safe and rapid passage throughout her journeys within your realm.

    In appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and in honor of your greatness, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (At this point, one bottle of Champagne, less one glass for the master and one glass for the mate are poured into the sea from West to East.)

    The next step in the renaming ceremony is to appease the gods of the winds. This will assure you of fair winds and smooth seas. Because the four winds are brothers, it is permissible to invoke them all at the same time, however, during the ceremony; you must address each by name.

    Begin in this manner:

    Oh mighty rulers of the winds, through whose power our frail vessels traverse the wild and faceless deep, we implore you to grant this worthy vessel (Insert your boatís new name) the benefits and pleasures of your bounty, ensuring us of your gentle ministration according to our needs.

    (Facing north, pour a generous libation of Champagne into a Champagne flute and fling to the North as you intone) Great Boreas, exalted ruler of the North Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your frigid breath.

    (Facing west, pour the same amount of Champagne and fling to the West while intoning) Great Zephyrus, exalted ruler of the West Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your wild breath.

    (Facing east, repeat and fling to the East.) Great Eurus, exalted ruler of the East Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your mighty breath.

    (Facing south, repeat, flinging to the South.) Great Notus, exalted ruler of the South Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your scalding breath.

    Of course, any champagne remaining will be the beginnings of a suitable celebration in honor of the occasion.

    Once the ceremony has been completed, you may bring aboard any and all items bearing the new name of your vessel. If you must schedule the painting of the new name on the transom before the ceremony, be sure the name is not revealed before the ceremony is finished. It may be covered with bunting or some other suitable material.

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    is there a shorter version for the shed ???
    would a bottle of coke do instead of champas
    as i dont part take in the demon drink
    "whats the time"

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    try this one then #

    Vigor's Denaming Ceremony
    "In the name of all who have sailed aboard this ship in the past, and in the name of all who may sail aboard her in the future, we invoke the ancient gods of the wind and the sea to favor us with their blessing today.
    "Mighty Neptune, king of all that moves in or on the waves; and mighty Aeolus (pronounced EE-oh-lus), guardian of the winds and all that blows before them:
    "We offer you our thanks for the protection you have afforded this vessel in the past. We voice our gratitude that she has always found shelter from tempest and storm and enjoyed safe passage to port.
    "Now, wherefore, we submit this supplication, that the name whereby this vessel has hitherto been known (_____), be struck and removed from your records.
    "Further, we ask that when she is again presented for blessing with another name, she shall be recognized and shall be accorded once again the selfsame privileges she previously enjoyed.
    "In return for which, we rededicate this vessel to your domain in full knowledge that she shall be subject as always to the immutable laws of the gods of the wind and the sea.
    "In consequence whereof, and in good faith, we seal this pact with a libation offered according to the hallowed ritual of the sea."

    Christening Ceremony
    After a boat is denamed, you simply need to rename it using the traditional christening ceremony, preferably with Queen Elizabeth breaking a bottle of champagne on the bow, and saying the words:

    "I name this ship ___________ and may she bring fair winds and good fortune to all who sail on her."

    go to to get a printable version of the above

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    Don't forget to dress up like a druid, put seaweed in your hair and carry a trident made of whale bones.
    Make sure you let us know when this Nutfest is happening so I can come and take photos. Not sure it will beat the time I saw a bunch of scratchies from Nimbin, off their collective faces and dressed up as elves, come down to Lismore to watch the first movie of the Lord of the Rings, but sounds like it will be a close call.

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    Gada Snappa.
    I thought all that was needed was to keep the old name on a plak in the boat somewhere to honour the old name.
    just get old name engraved on plate stick it in the cab somewhere. rename with the usual beer on the bow. ( beer boat on a beer buget ) that what i did

    cheers Cloud 9
    then it realy gets ughly

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    but Pete , Kelloggs has a certain ring to it..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is that the name you want to change ?

    All of the above info is good, but, just in case.

    Leave it alone !

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    Phill i think Snappa is lookin for A NEW KELLOGGS
    then it realy gets ughly

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    just rename it.. you don't have to follow anything.

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    always thought the most important thing to do when changeing a boats name is to tell your loacal sea rescue!

    if we all belived in all those wives tales none of us would ever have banannas onboard
    never let the wives or even better any sexy lasses onboard
    wear the same pants while onboard
    use the same tackle everytime we are onboard
    and all the rest of the wives tales

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    wives tales hold more cred than a puffy chest, when your havin the wurst fishing trip in history, just like ground hog day
    then it realy gets ughly

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