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    Fishing slogans / sayings

    Got any favorites / funny fishing related slogans that would look good on a T-shirt / sticker?
    Here's a few to start off.

    Rise & Shine. #It's fishing time!

    Take up a reel sport. . . Fishing!

    Fishing is a tough job, but I'm willing to tackle it!

    A reel expert can tackle anything.

    Fish stories told here....some true !!!

    I only fish on days that end in "Y"...

    To fish or not to fish...
    NOT TO FISH ??
    Yea...like that's even an option !

    When in doubt...exaggerate !!

    Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...

    HAIRDOO ~~~~BY BOAT

    YOU CAN SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS BY
    THE SIZE OF THEIR RODS

    SALMON-THE OTHER PINK MEAT(this one cracked me up)

    FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S A WAY OF LIFE

    IF FISHING IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT

    I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT SOMETIMES
    SHE LET’S ME GO FISHING

    SO MANY FISH-SO LITTLE TIME

    Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.


    Dave ><>
    The things you do when it's blowin' 30knts

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    Fishermen are happy hookers.
    I fish therefore i lie.
    Fishermen never die they just smell that way.
    Its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.

    Where do you find a crab with no legs ?
    Exactly where you found it.

    What do you call a shark witha rocket launcher?
    Anything he tells you to.

    How do you tell when a fisho is lying?
    Watch his mouth, if it moves he's lying.

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    "JET SKIS SUCK." Id love a shirt with this on it.
    "Fly fishos do it with skill and talent" MQ

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    CHRIS_aka_GWH
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    # # # # #*****

    fishing isn't a matter of life & death ...
    its far more serious than that.

    # # # # #*****

    AMATEUR FISHERMAN'S CO-OP
    TODAY'S SPECIAL
    MACKERAL STEAKS $257.25 /kilo

    # # # # *****

    Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day ...
    Teach a man to fish & he'll be broke for life.

    # # # # *****

    i used to have an old yellow alvey reel t-shirt that was my favourite - i wore it till it basically just wore out.
    I'd luv an Alvey shirt similar with
    Alvey Reels
    Seeyainthesurf

    emblazoned on it.

    chris

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    Your worst day fishing beats your best day working.

    and

    My wife(girlfriend) said if I go fishing one more time she'll leave me,

    Gosh I miss her.

    Cheers, Clutter

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    Brett_Hoskin
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    Little fishy in the sea
    jump upon the hook for me.

    or

    Little fishy in the brook
    jump upon my Fu*#ing hook!

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    Lonely man seeks woman with boat.
    Send picture of boat.

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    My wife was the best I could get with the boat I had.

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    Probably too deep for a funny shirt but I have always loved:

    The more I learn about fishing the more I realise how much more I have to learn about fishing.

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    [smiley=laola.gif] [smiley=laola.gif]
    THATS WHY IT'S CALLED FISHIN------ NOT CATCHIN!!!!!!!

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    I've got an ol sticker that goes like this....

    I spent most of my money on FISHIN.BOOZE an BIRDS....
    The rest I WASTED!!!!!

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    scott_b
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    Missing husband and dog last seen fishing.
    reward for dog.

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    [smiley=bandana.gif] No human being, however powerful was ever so free as a fish.
    [smiley=clown.gif]Ilike this one .
    If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.

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    I think this one comes from someone's signature on this site or one of the others. #Hope I'm #not breaching any copyright # but it's the best that I have seen:

    Real men smoke Shimano's.

    I reckon it would look good on the back of the Ausfish hats.

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    Flyboys have long rods!
    Australian Lure & Fly Expo - Australia's largest ever gathering of Aussie lures under one roofwww.lureshow.com.au
    Australian Lure Shop - Get aussie made lures direct from the lure makers at www.australianlureshop.com.au

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