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    i love quotes!

    Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex
    because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs
    and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little
    eyes. So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around
    and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the
    female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just
    dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away. Then the male, driven
    by some timeless, noble instinct for survival, eats the eggs. So the
    truth is that fish don't reproduce at all, but there are so many of
    them that it doesn't make any difference.
    -- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
    Teen Should Know

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    Quote Originally Posted by themooks
    Most fish live underwater, ...

    check out the BIG BRAIN on Dave Barry !!!!!!!!!

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    Never heard of a stinging crab either.

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    Try putting a muddie on your lap! LOL


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    then try treating the "sting" with vinegar [smiley=bigcry.gif]

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