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[NQCairns]

I also heard QLD Fin Fish regulators are trying to design a link to the research but keep making typo's. nq

The word is administratium and it's the name for what is allegedly a newly discovered element - the heaviest element known to science.

Administratium is said to consist of 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic weight of 312. These particles, it appears, are held together by a force called morons. As administratium has no electrons it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes a reaction that would normally last less than one second to take approximately four days to complete. And administratium's mass will increase over time as morons become neutrons, thus forming isodopes.

[agnes_jack]

roflmfao

[where_is_dave]

pmsl - this element appears to be present in every govt department i've ever had dealings with is there any known way of exciting the morons that would in turn release energy to the neutrons (and asst etc..) to impart action to the element administratium???

[agnes_jack]

Where_is_dave


NO!

Regards, Tony