I'll have to buy a key ring size fire extinguiser just in case I fart near someone smoking #
F**k all people have a fire extinguiser in their house let alone boat / car.
Go dirt bike riding and attach a Fire extinguiser to that too - just in case #
Mind you they look great in the boat / car - shiny red cylinder thingys. #Very professional looking - I think I'll get 4 - one for each corner of the boat. #When my mates come fishing with me I'll ask them to complete a Health Questionaire and run them through a Safety induction - showing them where the exits are
, how to use the radio, how to use the fire extinguisers, how to use flares (practical examples), how to turn on the EPIRB, how to kill sharks, where the life jackets are, etc. #I'll get them to answer a questionnaire showing understanding and then get them to sign their lives away. #After their 2 hour induction at the boat ramp we'll go fishing, they'll get pissed and die of heat exhaustion.