The skipper experience

[lucee81]

Very colourful report Lucas - thanks for pointing it out - it dwarfs the offshore fishing report you did - looking forward to reading skippers reply

From what you wrote - is he really that grumpy?

The skipper is too far up his own butt to reply.

Just sayin.

[TREVELLY]

The skipper is too far up his own butt to reply.

Just sayin.

If that bait doesn't get a take then nothing will

[Lancair]

lucee81, after reading your report and what you did re food, offering to clean and pay etc. you're welcome on my boat anytime.

[morphias]

okay the lunch menu consisted of
Shapes with homemade chilli
also had kabana cheeses olives and pickles with water crackers and chilli good little platter (didn't get touched)
chicken lettuce and cheese (and not the crappy plastic cheese either) with aioli on cheese and bacon buns
lemon meringue pie for dessert. Family size, home made (mrs is half american, her family comes from the south so i get all the southern american pies like pecan, peanut butter, chocolate bar pie, the list goes on. always some tasty treat when doing a long day.
Skippers was somewhat not happy with this as it wasn't up to his usual standard that i found out later consisted of cold pizza...
i think hes just always sour....

Sounds more like you should join the chardonnay brigade from the MYC on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon rather than going fishing out wide!

Ben.

[morphias]

Wash your mouth out. That alvey was brand new. We didn't bitch out with deck winches. It was mans trip. And not once did a deckie whinge about not having electric reels. There was a lot of whinging by said "skipper" about everything.

Real men don't spew because of a little chop!

[lucee81]

Real men don't spew because of a little chop!

and it never occurred to you that it was the driving not the ocean...

[morphias]

and it never occurred to you that it was the driving not the ocean...

You sound like my wife!

"Slow down Ben!"

"Don't go so fast around the corners Ben!"

Nag, nag nag...I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is "I'm a dirty tramp, blah, blah, blah...".

[lucee81]

You sound like my wife!

"Slow down Ben!"

"Don't go so fast around the corners Ben!"

Nag, nag nag...I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is "I'm a dirty tramp, blah, blah, blah...".

are you special ben??? there are no corners in the ocean....

[morphias]

there are no corners in the ocean....

Jesus! No wonder MT has to do the nav!

Be a bloody short trip from...well anywhere, if you tried to go outside without any turns.

I was referring to her in the car though.

[lucee81]

Jesus! No wonder MT has to do the nav!

Be a bloody short trip from...well anywhere, if you tried to go outside without any turns.

I was referring to her in the car though.

So, your not inviting me out then?

[lucee81]

Jesus! No wonder MT has to do the nav!

Be a bloody short trip from...well anywhere, if you tried to go outside without any turns.

I was referring to her in the car though.

And who is MT

[morphias]

And who is MT

If I had a boat, you would get an invite, if only for the entertainment value and the free burley.

MT = the said skipper, the one and only Muddy Toes.

[Gon Fishun]

If I had a boat, you would get an invite, if only for the entertainment value and the free burley.

MT = the said skipper, the one and only Muddy Toes.

Bit of major sucking up going on here.

[lucee81]

i never actually mentioned muddy toes....
has he got something else to answer for a guilty conscience maybe....

[Chamelion]

I take you out in my boat and this is how to thank me?