Don't start with those silly games, just look where this one got you... now where is that itching powder..Well the night is getting closer and the garments have been acquired. Only one small problem. Ahhh OK better make that 2. I now know why tights are called tights and I don't think testicles are meant to be inside those things. The trial run did prove a tad uncomfortable with both cags retreating deep inside me somewhere and a moderate amount of pain experienced. So the way I see it one of two things are going to happen. I will turn up with said garments on and not last too long before having to remove the bottom half! Or, the cricket box that Honda900 is lending me will prove to be a pain free barrier between the constricting pinkness and my goolies. The latter being the case I will soldier on but if the former is true no amount of name calling will stop me getting rid of those future child destroying pants. Just thought I'd let you all know to save any disappointment. Chalk up another victory to a deathanol induced wager!!
Oh and don't worry Honda I will return the box complete with a moderate amount of ball sweat. Probably on your face one night while you sleep!
Regards
Honda.