A couple from the movie Kenny:
"Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad"
"There is a smell in here that will outlast religion"
Comment by a mate who is a chippie, " we might be slow , but we are rough!
Full as a state school hat rack.
Mad as a meat ant.
Oh well
"let not he boast who puts his armor on, as he who takes it off"
A couple from the movie Kenny:
"Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad"
"There is a smell in here that will outlast religion"
Got a few
Beaten like a red headed step child
You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag
Sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert
I could sh!t through the eye of a needle
Head like a dropped meat pie
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She's so ugly she fell from the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, landed on her face and got run over by the ugly truck.
Went fishing in the USA with my American mate and he asked what was a good time to come fishing down under? i pondered this for a moment then said "October" he then asked "your October or mine" ......... Then he realised what he had said and gave himself an uppercut
"As dry as a nun's nasty"
"Standing prouder than a honeymooner's d!ck"
Defending a mate who's been called an arse hole ( or worse) .Ah come on you can't tell by looks.