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  1. #76

    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    Comment by a mate who is a chippie, " we might be slow , but we are rough!

    Full as a state school hat rack.

    Mad as a meat ant.

    Oh well
    "let not he boast who puts his armor on, as he who takes it off"

  2. #77

    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    A couple from the movie Kenny:

    "Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad"

    "There is a smell in here that will outlast religion"

  3. #78

    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    Got a few

    Beaten like a red headed step child

    You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag

    Sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

    I could sh!t through the eye of a needle

    Head like a dropped meat pie
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  4. #79

    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    She's so ugly she fell from the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, landed on her face and got run over by the ugly truck.
    PB List
    Largemouth Nannygai (Saddletail Seaperch): 92.5cm.
    Mangrove Jack (Reef Jack): 73.5cm (aiming for 90cm).
    Spanish Mackerel: about 5'6" (Aiming for 6' - I'll start measuring them).
    Red Emporer: about 4.5kg (tiny) length not measured.
    Fingermark: 62cm (thanks Bunny!).
    Cobia: 103cm.
    Barra: 111cm.
    Courses: Ryan Moody - Barra Basics; Wonky Holes; Thready Tactics. Recommended products Troll Pro; Action Disc; Lethal Lures; Garmin 95sv;

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    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    Went fishing in the USA with my American mate and he asked what was a good time to come fishing down under? i pondered this for a moment then said "October" he then asked "your October or mine" ......... Then he realised what he had said and gave himself an uppercut
    Cheers

    Funchy
    Click "like this post" if ya reckon my dog is cute!!!!

    Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark

  6. #81

    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    "As dry as a nun's nasty"

    "Standing prouder than a honeymooner's d!ck"

  7. #82

    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    Defending a mate who's been called an arse hole ( or worse) .Ah come on you can't tell by looks.

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