Went to Kentucky Fried one night for a quick feed and was told they "Sorry we are out off chicken but we have chips."
Went to a fish and chip shop once " Sorry we are out of fish but we have chicken."
Went to a fish and chip shop in Melbourne and asked what sort of fish was available? answer "Fiiiish mate you know fiiiiish mate" As he made a paddling motion with the hands. Obviously a specialist in the seafood industry
All over it like a fat kid on a lollipop
A few sheep short in the top paddock
Just a young bloke having a go