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    Best lines you've heard.

    I'm sure we've all heard the occasional fishing related line that made us chuckle, here are a couple that made me laugh recently.. (not straight at them, I laughed later).

    "Could you just show me the rough area of the wonky hole on a chart so I can see whether I have it in my marks too?"

    "I find that charted wrecks are exactly where they say they are!"

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    Fishing with a mate and the wind blows up beyond the forecast. I turned to him and said, " where did that southerly come from?"... He said, "the south"....

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    He said it don't get any better than this
    in a 25 knot SE 3 meter swell
    Looking at me ?
    Umm ok ?

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    Asked old mate how far to Bulwer in Km's or NM.
    He replied, depends on how long it takes you to get there.

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    I got bitten on the finger by a Tailor a while back on the wall and some smartarse says" I heard the tailor have been biting lately"

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    From my missus on my ability to not catch anything edible "if we were relying on you for food we would of starved weeks ago!"

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    The nephew was spewing his guts up so we tells him eating more ham, mustard and salad rolls will settle his guts.
    Great burley those rolls. We had a great session.
    I intend on living far so good

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    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    so a guy I know complained that he hasn't had a really good catch in seven years, so I said perhaps they were going to the wrong spots? "Nope, same spots that we used to do well at" was his reply...hmmm the problem is obvious lol.

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    From the Ausfish M&G last year ....

    Wife; "So, I caught all the snapper and pearl perch on my old hand line and Jim was fishing with saltiga this and braid that and caught nothing!".

    Boat Hog; "That's okay 'cos I wan't targeting snapper and pearlies ..... "


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    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    A mates car broke down 2 - 3 klm from home, he rang me to come have a look. when I got there I needed a shifter
    He ran home and then returned empty handed asking what size?

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    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    I had a school kid walk up to me on a train platform and ask what time the 3.50 train gets here?
    Ne permissi illegitimatus carborundi

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    I told my daughter who was 5 at the time, not to go down near the creek. Now this was a dry creek bed with some rather large rocks that housed a number of brown snakes. I caught her just 20 min later heading for the creek, to wich I shouted, " stop, don't go down near the creek". She replied, " it's not a creek daddy, it's just a hole,. Creeks have water in them "

    Can't argue with kid lodgic...
    Can someone, anyone please like my facebook page? I need at least 30 likes.... Please

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    I just brought my hand held GPS in case yours shits itself...

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    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    Heard on the radio when out in the boat. A bloke asked his mate did he have his ears on. The reply was "Yes". The mate replied thats good otherwise your sunglasses would have fallen of your head.

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    Re: Best lines you've heard.

    many years ago my niece who was about 3 got stuck into eat beetroot during Christmas dinner.
    Her aunty (my other sister) says "she must be lacking in something" to which my brother replies "Yeah. Beetroot"
    I intend on living far so good

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