IBD Sufferers Anthem

[NAGG]

Hi Fellow IBD suffers

In a brief moment of creativity & an IBD episode

I've put together the lyrics of a potential IBD anthem

The protocol for singing this ...... would be

1) On the way to an Impoundment
2) To cellebrate the capture of a metery .... or PB
3) Meet & Greet ....... or Gathering of sufferers

based loosely on the tune "I've been everywhere" by Geoff Mack



Sing it all!

I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man - - cause I've got every lure!

I've got a deep driver , slow riser , fast sinker , suss- pender , blade fizzer , shallow runner , surface popper , hyper viper , crazy deep , mask vibe ,jap crap from megabass , mad mullet , mundi magic , Lucky craft Arra barra bought from coolangatta ....... stick to Aussie lures

cause I got every lure man ,,, i've got every lure!

Yeh, but listen here mate? ...... you needa Bony bream , big sammy , Bills Bug ,Manta ray , Classic pro , 120 , river rat , green bomber , Tilsan barra , barra bait , Goulburn Jack , X Rap , Jointed Shad , Tango dancer ,sub walk , stump jumper to catch a thumper ........ All with owner upgrades!

cause I've got every lure man ,,, i've got every lure!


Now what colours mate? ........ You need Ayu , Bunker , fluoro , Red gill , Elton John , bleeding mullet ,Chartreuse , guns & roses , gold ones , green ones , brown ones , blue ones , silver ones .....which can be fun!. Just dont forget a black .... ........ After that , get some .... Baby bass ,Glass ghost , lemon lime , evil minnow , Silver flash , red head , fire tiger , sunset shiner , bobby dazzler, spotted dog , parakeet , hot pink .... & whatchya think of ........ Techni colour yawn ?

But I'll tell you what you haven't got .......... SLICK RIGS - OTHER PLASTICS & BETTER REMEMBER FROGS!

[Peter4]

This is just tragic.

Chris you have waaaaay too much time on your hands.............

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This is just tragic.

Chris you have waaaaay too much time on your hands.............

Did you sing it Pete ? ..... Fess up

[DEANO68]

i think it would be alot easier to learn if you sing it, put it on a disc and post it out to everyone...better still plug it up on you tube to save money on discs & postage..
deano.

[Peter4]

Did you sing it Pete ? ..... Fess up

I may have run through it once (just to get the beat.....you understand) but I have it from a reliable source that real men can't dance and don't sing (unless pissed!)

[Peter4]

i think it would be alot easier to learn if you sing it, put it on a disc and post it out to everyone...better still plug it up on you tube to save money on discs & postage..
deano.

Great idea Deano.

Chris, get out the sony handycam and lay down a Youtube promo.........

[NAGG]

I may have run through it once (just to get the beat.....you understand) but I have it from a reliable source that real men can't dance and don't sing (unless pissed!)

That's covered under Protocol #3 ........ straight after singing Khe San!

[DEANO68]

and don't sing (unless pissed!)[/quote] dont say that pete he will have us up all nite,,,hang on mabee he will supply the piss...good idea..

[NAGG]

Great idea Deano.

Chris, get out the sony handycam and lay down a Youtube promo.........

I think the recording date is set for Sat 13th Sept ...... @ Monduran .. There is going to be back up vocals too!

Chris

[Barraboss]

Chris Chris Chris.......

Too much time on your hands you funny bugger!!!!!!

I am shocked haha

Cheers
Matt

[TonyM]

When I opened this I thought "oh nooo this will be really bad" (sorry Chris)

Then I read it (OK I hummed a little!)

It really is bad, but in a fun crazy delusional Barra starved kinda way, bout right I guess

Cheers
Tony

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Chris Chris Chris.......

Too much time on your hands you funny bugger!!!!!!

I am shocked haha

Cheers
Matt

Idle hands = idle minds ......... 1300km = Really bad IBD

Besides not all of us can get to Therapy on a regular basis ...... Hey!

[NAGG]

When I opened this I thought "oh nooo this will be really bad" (sorry Chris)

Then I read it (OK I hummed a little!)

It really is bad, but in a fun crazy delusional Barra starved kinda way, bout right I guess

Cheers
Tony

I'll pay that Tony!

[Steve B]

There is no icon for shaking head continually with smile on face....thats what I am doing right now!!

I'm with Tony, I was thinking as this opened "what has Chris thought of now" Very enjoyabe read. After the song is sung at the camp kitchen...there should be a group hug....I am sure Jas will be in that

Put it on youtube Chris.....better than half the crap on there!!

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There is no icon for shaking head continually with smile on face....thats what I am doing right now!!

I'm with Tony, I was thinking as this opened "what has Chris thought of now" Very enjoyabe read. After the song is sung at the camp kitchen...there should be a group hug....I am sure Jas will be in that

Put it on youtube Chris.....better than half the crap on there!!

group hug .... all singing Kumbaya ( Cuddles ,,, I mean Jas leading )

You may have something here Steve!\

cheers

Chris