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Hi All,
I've been having some trouble with my toilet paper going a bit hard after extended trips offshore. I've tried Different brands, but they all seem to do the same thing. And quite frankly, my bum is getting a bit sore. Can anyone reccomend a brand that holds up well in the salty environment?
PS. Must be Dolphin and turtle friendly.
Thanks
hii shanoss try a hi fibre diet solves the age old problem
Use the deck wash hose.
Think the frenck call it a bidet, not to be confused with enema, that be a fair bit nastier.
Don't know about Dolphin friendly but would look better than paper floating around.
yep, dont roll it back onto the roll after you use it
sorbent
Shanoss, see your doctor
mike
Tangles KFC
That's no good,shanossOriginally Posted by Shanoss
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Just hope your pet hamster is feeling OK.
Seriously though do as mike suggests and see the doctor.
There could be a light at the end of the tunnel.
Last edited by disorderly; 24-12-2007 at 11:58 PM.
Try hanging the yellow pages off a 3 inch nail. As for the soreness I'd be taking a long hard look at your deckie
Have a Merry Xmas
THE POOR MAN ALWAYS PAYS TWICE
Yeah gotta agree with mick here!As for the soreness I'd be taking a long hard look at your deckie
If his favorite movie is Brokeback mountain then I'd be wary of those overnighters.
Store it in a water proof bag one of those zip lock bags.
Tim
Yeah, or a tupperware container with a tight fitting lid or something similar.
I have never had that issue with hard paper I have a roll onboard which is still comfy softness after months. you could always revert to the trick with the kids when they were babies, use some sorbolene cream on the paper.......moisturizing freshness
Cheers,
Chris
Wet it first!He He...Deck wash hose!! now that's just plain scary!!!
Your Dunny paper must be..........Dolphin and turdle friendly!!! hahaha
Take baby wipes in the plastic container. Nice and soft for your poor sensitive botty.
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