A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a
party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also
invited Geoffrey, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host
said, "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a
million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
and everyone turned around and saw Geoffrey in the pool! Geoffrey
was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Geoffrey was jabbing the
croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds
of sh# t , like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the
tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo
Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both
Geoffrey and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and let it float to the top like
a K-mart goldfish. Geoffrey then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Geoffrey, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars."
Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it," said Geoffrey.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet."
"How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Geoffrey.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?
"Again Geoffrey said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Geoffrey, then what do you want?"
Geoffrey said, "I want the name of the c*nt who pushed me in the Pool.