A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes
off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks
by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man
replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me
explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you
called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool,
lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna
and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers
out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy
man. "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says
the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called
for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and
has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the
smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says. The man yells,
"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
$500 membership fee." "But, sir," she replies, "you've
only here for a few hours and you haven't had the chance to see all our
facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
once a month, but I fart 15 times a day!"