A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here's a
deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The
gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll
remove
my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd
agrees.
The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth.
Gator
closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs
the
gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes
his
genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll
pay
anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a blonde
woman.
"I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me
on
the head with the beer bottle."