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    Scotty



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  11. #221

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    thats bloody hilarious how would ya feel though aye

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    imported_admin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty_Mole
    thats bloody hilarious how would ya feel though aye

    Except that the last photo in the sequence is not real

  13. #223

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    one day little johnny is playing outside when he stomps on some honey bees so his dad says thats it no more honey 4 a month 10 mins later he stomps on some butterflies so after a bit of thought his dad says thats it no more butter 4 a month just then they hear a scream and they both rush in to see his mother stomping on a cokcaroach so little johnny says 2 his dad do u wanna tell her or should i

  14. #224

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    Gone Fishing

    Four old timers were Fishin and one remarked how for
    Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas
    morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go
    directly to the lake, meet his buddies and go fishing. His
    buddies all chimed in and said, Let's do it! We'll make it
    a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas
    morning."

    Months later, that special morning arrives, and there
    they are on the lake. The first guy says, "Boy this cost me
    a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she
    can't take her eyes off it."
    Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at
    home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her
    eyeballs in brochures."
    Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring
    her new car, reading the manual."

    They all turned to the last guy in the group and he
    is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I
    can't believe you all went to such expense for this
    Fishin trip. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,
    'Well babe, is it sex or Fishin?' and she said,
    "Take a sweater..."

  15. #225
    PG
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    bigbadwolf...I heard a very similar version but Dad came downstairs and kicked the cat...Johnny turned to Mum and asked..."Are you gonna tell him or should I ?"

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