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Fishing with a mate and the wind blows up beyond the forecast. I turned to him and said, " where did that southerly come from?"... He said, "the south"....
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He said it don't get any better than this
in a 25 knot SE 3 meter swell
Looking at me ?
Umm ok ?
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Asked old mate how far to Bulwer in Km's or NM.
He replied, depends on how long it takes you to get there. :-?
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Yeah,
I got bitten on the finger by a Tailor a while back on the wall and some smartarse says" I heard the tailor have been biting lately"
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The nephew was spewing his guts up so we tells him eating more ham, mustard and salad rolls will settle his guts.
Great burley those rolls. We had a great session.
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so a guy I know complained that he hasn't had a really good catch in seven years, so I said perhaps they were going to the wrong spots? "Nope, same spots that we used to do well at" was his reply...hmmm the problem is obvious lol.
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From the Ausfish M&G last year ....
Wife; "So, I caught all the snapper and pearl perch on my old hand line and Jim was fishing with saltiga this and braid that and caught nothing!".
Boat Hog; "That's okay 'cos I wan't targeting snapper and pearlies ..... "
Cheers,
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A mates car broke down 2 - 3 klm from home, he rang me to come have a look. when I got there I needed a shifter
He ran home and then returned empty handed asking what size?
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I had a school kid walk up to me on a train platform and ask what time the 3.50 train gets here?
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I told my daughter who was 5 at the time, not to go down near the creek. Now this was a dry creek bed with some rather large rocks that housed a number of brown snakes. I caught her just 20 min later heading for the creek, to wich I shouted, " stop, don't go down near the creek". She replied, " it's not a creek daddy, it's just a hole,. Creeks have water in them "
Can't argue with kid lodgic...
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I just brought my hand held GPS in case yours shits itself...
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Heard on the radio when out in the boat. A bloke asked his mate did he have his ears on. The reply was "Yes". The mate replied thats good otherwise your sunglasses would have fallen of your head.
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many years ago my niece who was about 3 got stuck into eat beetroot during Christmas dinner.
Her aunty (my other sister) says "she must be lacking in something" to which my brother replies "Yeah. Beetroot"