Fishing slogans / sayings

[Nugget]

Got any favorites / funny fishing related slogans that would look good on a T-shirt / sticker?
Here's a few to start off.

Rise & Shine. #It's fishing time!

Take up a reel sport. . . Fishing!

Fishing is a tough job, but I'm willing to tackle it!

A reel expert can tackle anything.

Fish stories told here....some true !!!

I only fish on days that end in "Y"...

To fish or not to fish...
NOT TO FISH ??
Yea...like that's even an option !

When in doubt...exaggerate !!

Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...

HAIRDOO ~~~~BY BOAT

YOU CAN SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS BY
THE SIZE OF THEIR RODS

SALMON-THE OTHER PINK MEAT(this one cracked me up)

FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S A WAY OF LIFE

IF FISHING IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT

I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT SOMETIMES
SHE LET’S ME GO FISHING

SO MANY FISH-SO LITTLE TIME

Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.


Dave ><>
The things you do when it's blowin' 30knts

[webby]

Fishermen are happy hookers.
I fish therefore i lie.
Fishermen never die they just smell that way.
Its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm. ;D

Where do you find a crab with no legs ?
Exactly where you found it.

What do you call a shark witha rocket launcher?
Anything he tells you to.

How do you tell when a fisho is lying?
Watch his mouth, if it moves he's lying.

[Quinny69]

"JET SKIS SUCK." Id love a shirt with this on it.
"Fly fishos do it with skill and talent" ::) MQ

[CHRIS_aka_GWH]

# # # # #*****

fishing isn't a matter of life & death ...
its far more serious than that.

# # # # #*****

AMATEUR FISHERMAN'S CO-OP
TODAY'S SPECIAL
MACKERAL STEAKS $257.25 /kilo

# # # # *****

Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day ...
Teach a man to fish & he'll be broke for life.

# # # # *****

i used to have an old yellow alvey reel t-shirt that was my favourite - i wore it till it basically just wore out.
I'd luv an Alvey shirt similar with
Alvey Reels
Seeyainthesurf
emblazoned on it.

chris

[clutter]

Your worst day fishing beats your best day working.

and

My wife(girlfriend) said if I go fishing one more time she'll leave me,

Gosh I miss her.

Cheers, Clutter

[Brett_Hoskin]

Little fishy in the sea
jump upon the hook for me.

or

Little fishy in the brook
jump upon my Fu*#ing hook!

[charleville]

Lonely man seeks woman with boat.
Send picture of boat.

[charleville]

My wife was the best I could get with the boat I had.

[-Henno-]

Probably too deep for a funny shirt but I have always loved:

The more I learn about fishing the more I realise how much more I have to learn about fishing.

[jimbamb]

[smiley=laola.gif] [smiley=laola.gif]
THATS WHY IT'S CALLED FISHIN------ NOT CATCHIN!!!!!!!

[jimbamb]

I've got an ol sticker that goes like this....

I spent most of my money on FISHIN.BOOZE an BIRDS....
The rest I WASTED!!!!!

[scott_b]

Missing husband and dog last seen fishing.
reward for dog.

[whitey73]

[smiley=bandana.gif] No human being, however powerful was ever so free as a fish.
[smiley=clown.gif]Ilike this one .
If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.

[smerl]

I think this one comes from someone's signature on this site or one of the others. #Hope I'm #not breaching any copyright #;) but it's the best that I have seen:

Real men smoke Shimano's.

I reckon it would look good on the back of the Ausfish hats.

[Fitzy]

Flyboys have long rods!

[imported_admin]

Surf Fisherman Have Longer Rods

[Nugget]

Being a surf fisho I suspected this to be true.

Dave ><>

[mono]

Hey Dave, its not how long it is, its how you use it that counts!!


Mon.

[Jeremy]

Some great stuff there. Another good one i Know....

Lord give me strength to catch a fish
So big that even I
When speaking of it to my friends
May never need to lie!

Jeremy

[Nugget]

Well that solves that problem - I never use it.

Dave ><>

[dnej]

My mates wife says her husband only goes "boating",even when he takes 5 rods,and 6 Kg of bait.
David

[dnej]

When my dad used to drag me out of bed at 3 am to go fishing, I was woken invariably to these words
"Wouldnt you know, Its blowing a stinking northly"
David

PS Nugget no skiteing about rods.Did you get my email yesterday?

[splitshoot]

Where's DAMOOOOOOOOOOO

[Nugget]

No email dnej - I might have accidentally deleated it.
I'm getting over 200 spam a day at the moment.

Dave ><>

[damons33]

i thought this would be more on fishing cliche'
for example-
"match the hatch!"
"fish are where you find them!"
or when a guy blows the good one! you say-" theres' plenty more fish in the ocean"
lately i've been doing dave donald impersonation when i hook up next to jeremy(who was catch nuthin'! lol)
"whhhhhhoooooo hahhhhhhhhhaaaaa,yipppppppppy!"
it did have the desired affect in stirring the mud of his mind!
damo' ps. now go and get! some fish!

[splitshoot]

damooooooo try again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like the wisdom that spews forth from you postings. :-X
how is your form with bar crossings!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
you an your little jbs!!!!!!! [smiley=behead.gif]

[SNELLY]

I know it just a rip off of the Nike Add

But

Life's Short - Fish hard

syas it all for me and I WANT A T-SHIRT with it on - There were some around a few years ago

[heathrow69]

well splitshoot maybe you should listen to lord damoooooooooo

[Fitzy]

Surf Fisherman Have Longer Rods
You think I wasn't waiting for that come back? ;D ;D ;D

fitz

[SNELLY]

Remember the old " I FISN AND I VOTE" Stickers ??

Well I saw on a car three of these stickers cut up to read


I FISH AND I FISH AND I FISH

[damons33]

its a lot better since i stop taking advice from people that presume to know something about bar crossing- you put me in that position and in the end it was i at the helm that did what i could to stop catastophy at the last minute! its great how the jbs will plane on its gunnel!- my advise to anybody now is only listen to navigational direction from people! don't take boat handling method tips from someone who don't know what your boats strenghts and weaknesses are, ultimately karma does prevail- dude! :-/