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Render
20-11-2004, 04:02 PM
THIS is a British lobster. Notice the enormously powerful claws... said to be the most powerful of any crustacean.
Render
20-11-2004, 04:03 PM
THIS is a moron who will never again pass a fishmongers without feeling faint ;D
dfox
20-11-2004, 04:24 PM
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
ba229
20-11-2004, 04:28 PM
Hmmm. Do they do do cut and shut jobs too?

My first born son may find out ;D
bidkev
21-11-2004, 05:04 AM
The price of bloody lobster in the UK, he probably thought it was worth the risk. I can just imagine a monty python sketch if the manager had pressed charges.......Exhibit 1 yer 'onour a lobster clutching a bollock........exhibit 2.......will the defendant please drop his strides :-)

cheers

kev
Al_Macka
21-11-2004, 10:59 AM
Must have been a ARSENAL supporter :o :o :o
Remo
21-11-2004, 11:43 AM
Now thats what I call a nut cracker :o :o :o
moondancer
21-11-2004, 04:29 PM
hmmmmm...........got me thinking about a fair punishment option for crab poachers!!!!! If they love our pots/ crabs so much - maybe get a 'wee-bit' closer (excuse the pun!)
Blue_Escape
21-11-2004, 09:01 PM
In the Middle East they cut a thieves right hand off (eat with your right... wipe bum with left!) I think a mud crab down the shorts is a reasonable punishment for pot thieves!! [smiley=rifle.gif]

Blue
el_carpo
22-11-2004, 05:14 AM
That's too funny Render! ;D Thanks for the laugh! Here's a few more "stupid crook" stories you all may like.

http://www.dumbcrooks.com/stories.html