Any Blonde Lobster Jokes?

[Hoges]

:o From today's Melb Age newspaper.


Fancy a hairy lobster?
Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific which resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blonde fur, French researchers say...
Cont...
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/03/08/1141701553455.html?from=top5

There must be a blonde lobster joke here somewhere?
Any ideas? ;D

[aussiefool]

quote" Fancy a hairy lobster?" the mind boggles :o but being a family site I just sit in the corner and keep my mouth shut ;D ::)

[finga64]

I thought you were going to have a little giggle at bugman's covergirl/wife #;)
but, alas I was wrong again. :)

[serene_lady]

If the French researchers have anything to do with it and it came from the south pacific it is more than likely radio active . Bob.

[Darryl]

The Lobster Castration

[szopen]

Crestcutter,

This is natural selection.

[Hoges]

The Lobster Castration



;)
Was the guy blonde? ;D

[Darryl]

I know but i was looking for blonde Lobster jokes and this was all i could find that was funny . ;D

Yeah Hoges., i will go with that mate , the guy was a blonde. ;D

[Hoges]

I know but i was looking for blonde Lobster jokes and this was all i could find that was funny . ;D

Yeah Hoges., i will go with that mate , the guy was a blonde. ;D

It was a very funny piece you came up with but for the life of me I can't make up muchless find a blonde lobster joke.

Surley some wit out there can come up with on!

Should find some sort of prize for the best one maybe. 8-) :-/

[choppa]

hey cresty,,,,what happned to the lobsters,,,,the article didnt say

[choppa]

theres 2 blonde pregnant lobsters sitting on a rock knitting jumpers for there babys to be,,,,,i hope all mine are boys cause i've only got blue wool says one,,,,,,oh so have i says the other, but mine will be all deformed cause i stuffed up the arms,,,,,,,,,,,,

theres a irishman,, an american and a blonde lobster,,,

[bungie]

That is one french tickler that can stay in the box

[Hoges]

Q: What did the blonde lobster say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q: How does a blonde lobster kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

[Darryl]

And we have a winner ;D ;D