fishing rules/fillet table

[insideout]

gday ausfishers,
on the weekend i went out fishing overnight with a couple of mates,caught a few fish, got back home ,and thay started to whinge because i dont have a filleting table. So to keep the peace i built a large fillet table( it even has wheels to move it around)and thought it would be funny to start writing fishing rules all over it, and i started with stuff like "a remora is not counted in the days fishing tally" or "wild turkey is not to be consumed on a rough overnighter" (found out the hard way didnt i?) .......... anyhow i was wondering if any of you people have any pearls of wisdom contribute to my table of rules, thanks in advance, insideout.

[snappa]

fillet and release

[kitty_cat]

biggest fish is always to be donated to the skipper

[longtail]

skipper gets the first legal fish , no matter who caught it ::) ;)

[Lucky_Phill]

He who calls ' colour ' early, is left feeling ' red faced '.

Phill ;D

[Lucky_Phill]

It's doesn't count until it's in the esky !!!

Phill ;)

[Lucky_Phill]

BTW, Pete, the term is " Catch, Fillet and Release " :P

Phill ;D ;D ;D see ya soon !

[T-REX]

All contributions gratefully received and an invitiation on the next trip guaranteed.

[Big_Ren]

Never eat the calamari at a Barmitzvah ;D

[S_Bend]

My boat, my rules - and if the rules change, it's my boat.

Big Ren, don't know how many times I've heard that one but I laugh just as hard each time.

[CHRIS_aka_GWH]

in big bold writing you've gotta include the XXXX pearl

" RULES IS RULES "

[Scalem]

Fish that are "Just legal" always shrink in size, so they must be returned to the water. :o

The skipper fishes whatever side of the boat HE DARN WELL PLEASES!! :P :P

Scalem

[Jitlands]

The cook bunks with the skipper.

[Az]

Never eat the calamari at a Barmitzvah ;D

;D ;D