Dirty tricks

[tunaman]

My son has played a dirty trick on me. This has just happened.
I made myself an egg and bacon roll and then left it to make a cup of tea, and he put an extra scented soft plastic worm lure in my roll.
Now that I have eaten it, are they poisonous to humans, or will I have the urge to jump out the boat and chase bait fish #:(
But seriously will it make me sick?

signed #tunaman

[TinarooTriumph]

Is it a FoodSource plastic ;D ?. If its a Berkley Powerbait worm id be calling the ambo's ;D . Seriously, I wouldnt have a clue.

Ive got plenty of dirty tricks, but you guys arnt hearing any of them ;D .

TT 8-)

[saphire]

I think you will be fine.
If you want some reassurance phone Poisons Information
131126
http://www.health.qld.gov.au/PoisonsInformationCentre/
Have the packet with you when you make the phone call as they may need some of the information from it.
Take care.
saphire.

[fishingjew]

Buy some worm tablets? ;D

[timddo]

What comes in, must come out, so looks like your plastics wil get some extra scent. taking about plastic , will a fish die if it has swollowed plastic gulp ????????

[Great_White]

tunaman, you will be fine will pass through your system or will be dissolved by your stomach acids etc. ;)
Plactics are fine never seen a warning label on a SP's packet. When you think about you put them on with your fingers out on the water then eat your lunch etc etc with out really washing your hands.

My 4 yr old eat about 1/2 a MR twister SP and she was fine ;)

Peter :D

[tunaman]

saphire
I liked the rind on my bacon, so I think I have really chewed it. Im going to ring the poison information centre now.
I am a bit worried.
The boy is going to get his! I will make him a sandwhich with a
bloody beachworm in it !

signed
Tunaman :-[

[way_out_bush]

Mate how can you use the phone ans still choke some one?????????
Just remember that revenge is sweet. LOL

Regards, Mick

[Heath]

Some of them cause cancer.... but only in California apparently! ::)

[onerabbit]

Guess who will be looking through their own poo for a few days????

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Muzz

[tunaman]

No its all good. You guys were right. It will pass thought just fine.
Now! Revenge for the boy.
I have the packet right here and its Berkley Powerbait extra scent and on the back of the packet it says not for human or pet consumption.
And that is what got me worried. Revenge for the boy. any suggestions.
Remember its got to be something that wont harm him.




signed tunaman

[madmix]

did it taste any good

[tunaman]

Yes onerabbit, and I wont be happy until I see it.
He has got me a beauty. and now I have to check my nuggets
for the next day or so. he thinks its funny as hell.





signed tunaman :(

[Lucky_Phill]

Revenge for the boy. any suggestions.
Remember its got to be something that wont harm him.


Live long enough to be a burden on him. :-? ;)

" my hands have arthritis, can you fillet all my fish for me ? "

Just making him wait a long while, will be revenge in it's own right. Nothing worse than looking over ya shoulder every 5 mintues waiting for the comeback............ ;D ;D ;D

OH, love the ' worm tablets " reply..... ;D ;D :)

Cheers Phill

[fishingjew]

Revenge for the boy.

buy him some chocolate you know the laxertive type ;D :-[

[PinHead]

1. If it was extra scented I would be getting my sense of smell tested.

2. The young bloke will go thru life working hard to better his PB on a plastic now.

3. Give him a medal...that is a classic.

[onerabbit]

Yes onerabbit, and I wont be happy until I see it.
He has got me a beauty. and now I have to check my nuggets
for the next day or so. he thinks its funny as hell.





signed tunaman :(

We will all be glad to hear of the "outcome"

Muzz

[tunaman]

Luck phil. I have been thinking about it and I think I have a beauty.
I will make him a normal lunch for school, and I will super glue the lid
of his lunch box on.





signed tunaman ;D

[onerabbit]

What about catfood sambos & tell him it's tuna???

[tunaman]

LOL
When he was born, I should of named him bart.
and he got me three weeks ago, he took the rowta button out of my
car, and I had steam coming out of my ears wondering why it wouldnt start.





signed tunaman

[Murks]

i wonder whether it will still work after its sourced from deep within :-/....according to my sources it should catch a sh!tload of fish ;D

[tunaman]

Murks. NO WAY Iam touching it. Once I see it, it can stay in the nuggets.
;D ;D ;D





signed tunaman 8-)

[Gorilla_in_Manila]

Tunaman,
You defenitely have to retrieve the lure and use it.

For sure it gotta be the best lure going for catching ...

SUCKERFISH!


;D ;D ;D

[tunaman]

Ill send it to your place, if you like. but I think the posty will give you a strange look. ;D





signed tunaman ;)

[Murks]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[seafarer3]

hEY tunaman,
Mate give him an A for effort ;D

Fishing Jew has a great idea.....
put the laxitive in a fresh chocolate cake & leave it on the kitchen counter.
He won't be able to resist the smell.... ::)

Cheers
Scott

[Dirtysanchez]

Mate you HAVE to dig it out of your poop and rinse it off, put it in a plastic bag and keep it until you take the boy out for a fish, then tell him thats his SP for the days session.

Hope he doesn't have the last laugh by catching all the fish though :D

[seabug]

Give him the job of looking for it :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Regards
Seabug

*loody funny joke though ;D ;D

[Big_Ren]

Mate you HAVE to dig it out of your poop and rinse it off, put it in a plastic bag and keep it until you take the boy out for a fish, then tell him thats his SP for the days session.

Hope he doesn't have the last laugh by catching all the fish though #:D

Forget the plastic bag....just dig it out and put it in his tackle box. Make sure you close the lid tight ;D

Cheers
Paul

[griz066]

Just remember paybacks are double ;D

[el_carpo]

Show him this.

http://dvorak.org/blog/images/GhostlyCarAd.wmv

WARNING! This da** video will scare the ......... plastic worm out of ya. ;) ;D

If I posted the link right, it should take you to a gag video that's premise is that while shooting a car commercial, a film crew believes that they caught a "ghost" on film in the form of a faint whisp of smoke. This is to make you concentrate hard on the video. Then WHAMO!

It was making the rounds a while ago in e-mails along a few others that did the same thing.

It got me. Bad! ;D

[Camo]

Tunerman if it was me, when it comes out, I would put it, and the nuggets, in his tackle box, after all it does belong to him. You would be just returning his lure.

Camo

[jim_bream]

Tunaman,
the boy is a legend!
Here some ideas:

1) My old man caught me a doozy while camping in the bush.... I went off for a turd not knowing the old man was lurking in the bushes with a shovel. I dropped a log and stood up and turned around... NO TURD. :-/
Sneaky bugger had hid behind the tree and let me plop a Henry on the blade of the shovel then disappeared back behind the tree. Took me a while to work out what happened so...
2) I taped a Saturday lotto show, bought the winning ticket for me old man.
Come lotto time I called him into the lounge (with recorded show from last week) and watched the old fart singing like a girl
"I'VE WOOOON, I WON BLOODY LOTTO!!!"
Apparantly he still wants revenge .... ::)

[shaman]

Jim_bream, the lotto gag rocks, I'm definately saving that one for a special occasion..............Billy

[choppa]

YOUR ALL SICK,,,

imagine planning revenge on a kid like this,,,,,should be ashamed of yourselves

i,ve got 2 sons,,,both now in there early to mid 20's

there still breathing

but $3@@... they had a hard upbringing,,,,,

jokes,,,thats what i called em,,,,seriously

pm me his details.,,,,age,,,,contact etc etc,,,

TRUST ME,,,, nothing like a surprise ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Great_White]

Just hide some fresh green prawns in a small plastic container and hide them in his room for about a week. ;D ;D ;D


Peter ;)

[tunaman]

Well I checked today, and no worm. I think my tape worm got jealous
and has eaten it. Luck Phil, you were right. He had a meat pie for
dinner, and he had taken the lid off and was digging around in the
meat looking for one ;D it was worth every second of it watching him
distroy his pie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



signed tunaman ;D

[bungie]

My Mrs got a new car a couple of years back, two days after she got it I knew she would be at a certain car park. So I went there and with the spare key turned the car around in the parking space so it was facing the other direction. Had her scratching her head for days. She got me back several months later, B105 had a contest doing wake up calls, She had a town crier in full uniform wake me up at five AM with his bell ringing and him yelling, she reckons I lifted a full foot off the bed that morning.
A friend had a commercial web site I had been doing some work on, I did a screen dump of the index page, loaded it into paintshop and wrote "graffiti" across it "You Have been hacked/Land Rights for Gay Whales" and uploaded a new index page calling the image, took her a few weeks to realise I had the username and password :)

[tunaman]

Well I can tell you , if somehow you eat a soft plastic, it will not make you
sick. Dont know about eating a packet of them, but one wont hurt you.




signed tunaman :)

[fartfish]

hahahaha thats a funny post

you'll be squeezing out your own man made gulps in no time

id pay to watch you jump in the water and chase baitfish

[BIG_DAVE_1]

mate you will live ;D my mates put ultra bite spray on the lid on my water bottle :o >:(

DAVE

[Got_the_Fever]

This lad is a gem, when he gets older he is going to be a classic. Bloody quick mind already. Im waiting for a year or so when someone starts up my favorite thread again and this one shows up. Im still laughing all the good hameless gags that ppl have played.

What a read

Kel

[scott_b]

The joke might still be happenning if you are looking for the soft plastic !!! ::)
wamjam

[Stumpy-USA2]

You could do what I did to my brother. I decided to get a little payback one day so I went to the local fishing store and bought a tube of Megastrike gel attractant. Went home, got his tube of tootpaste and squeezed about half of it out and replaced it with the newly acquired fishin' goo by squeezing it into the tube. Megastrike has to be the nastiest smelling stuff on the face of the planet, and apparently it tastes equally as bad.
I get a laugh every time I think about it.

Stumpy

[tunaman]

LOL stumpy. The soft plastic never showed up. But onerabbit was right, Iam still
checking my nuggets. I hope I got some nutriment out of it. ;D





signed tunaman ;D

[scott_b]

Are you sure the young fella actually put it in the sanga or is he laughing his head off about you scratching through your tu#ds .???
wamajm

[Lone_Wolf]

Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #44 - on: Yesterday at 23:52:12 » LOL stumpy. The soft plastic never showed up. But onerabbit was right, Iam still
checking my nuggets. I hope I got some nutriment out of it.





signed tunaman

Maybe it's still in there?? There has been no talk about the lure not having trebles on it. Maybe it's snagged?? :o :o :o

[tunaman]

Oh yes, Iam very sure he did it, because he was laughing too hard for it not to be true, and when I was worryed about it being poisoness, I
ask him did you do it, he looked right into my eyes, and pissed him self
laughing again. thats how I know :(




signed tunaman :(

[Mr__Bean]

LOL stumpy. The soft plastic never showed up. But onerabbit was right, Iam still
checking my nuggets. I hope I got some nutriment out of it. ;D

signed tunaman ;D



Hmmm,

Sounds like the crabs might have knocked it off. # ;D # ;D # ;D # ;D

- Darren

[tunaman]

Crabs! mmmmm I have been ichy lately ::) ;D






signed tunaman ;D

[JasonT]

A handful of sand goes a long way in a small bed!

[JasonT]

Announce the triumphant recovery of the said placcy.......
wait a few days......
Grab an identical placcy, and stealthily feed it to the lad.....
Once consumed... let him know what he ate... And.... allow him to believe the placcy he consumed is THE (original) placcy!
Guaranteed... he will check his food for weeks ;-) Either that or not eat at all....
Win win for you.. You either get to laugh at him examining his steak under a microscope, or if he doesn't eat.. you save on groceries! (buy more placcy's maybe!)

[Deiter]

PARRANOIA BOYS!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

best plan is not to do anything for months, just act natural.
tell him he is so smart for getting you like that. by the sounds of it, he is nervous as hell already!!! ;D
All you need to do is give a wry smirk every now and then - the parranoia will do its thing. he will go crazy, coz he knows something is coming, but he doesn't know what, where, or when.

A coy remark after dinner, such as, "how was your food son?" will be all that is needed.
other good ones to throw in now and then-
"did you sleep well last night"
"Which milk bottle did you use this morning?"
"You still using that toothbrush?"

no need to lift a finger...my work here is done.

Damo

[Hornblower]

Hey bungee poo, here I come ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[matt-181]

nah its not poisonus, you should be fine...

[tunaman]

Well, there has been no sign of it, unless it was in the middle of the nugget, and their,s no way I was going to scoop them out, and cut them open. It was bad enough poking them with a toilet brush.
Anyway, I got him back, by putting some green prawn,s in his school bag.
He found them three day,s later. he said, I knew you did something dad,
I had the only school bag with fly,s on it, and they would follow me were ever I went. ;D
dad 1, boy nil ;D
I think I won that one ;)


signed tunaman

[Got_the_Fever]

I wouldnt say that one to loud tunaman. If he sees your post he will try to out do you. The boy sounds like a corker and will really come up with something original for you.


Kel

[tunaman]

I changed my password. He cant get in. ;D ;D ;D
I mean I will change my password. I didnt think of that.






signed tunaman