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aussiebasser
05-10-2004, 03:23 PM
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Mad_Barry
05-10-2004, 03:47 PM
Very profound Dale #;D

Would you like to write the expert introduction to a new book I'm working on ?

It's called, "1001 uses for Zip Ties" #;)

MY-TopEnder
05-10-2004, 04:24 PM
haha "nothin a bit of race tape doesn't fix" is one i have used.

aussiebasser
05-10-2004, 04:52 PM
Very profound Dale #;D

Would you like to write the expert introduction to a new book I'm working on ?

It's called, "1001 uses for Zip Ties" #;)


Hey Dicko, luv ya werk on Australian Idol. My rates are very reasonable for writing expert introductions.

Randall
06-10-2004, 04:10 AM
Before the introduction of high-tec Duct Tape, it used to be a length of 12gauge fencin wire and a pair of side-cutters that made up the "essential" toolkit.

RG

SeaHunt
06-10-2004, 07:52 AM
Yep , The great aussie tool kit.
Duct tape, cable ties , chunk of wire , multi grips , WD40 , hammer and super glue.
Fixes absolutely everthing except running out of petrol. ::) ::) ::)

littlejim
06-10-2004, 06:57 PM
what about the role of chewing gum in all this?

keen_as_mustard
07-10-2004, 04:38 AM
SeaHunt,

Your toolkit is similar to mine but I replace the hammer with a 12 inch adjustable spanner - can be used as a hammer and a spanner!

cooky
07-10-2004, 05:01 AM
similar to my toolkit, but mine includes plenty of beers for both boating and 4x4ing trips in the event I'm stranded. I've been stranded (bogged for eg) a few times in the past and really, really craved a drink - being pissed off and having to wait many hours for help.

Much more relaxing kicking back and enjoying a great excuse for the wife "I was bogged, motor broke down, ran out of fuel"

ol_bob
01-11-2004, 12:00 PM
what about tek screws

bay_firey
01-11-2004, 02:46 PM
New a sparky once, he got nick named "Tek Screw Ted"

If he couldn't do it with a tek screw it wasn't worth doing

Black_Rat
02-11-2004, 08:52 AM
An invaluble tip hey.................

Never try to wipe your ar$e with confetti paper ! #:-X #;D ;D