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finga64
12-04-2005, 04:44 AM
All you people must see some good boat names, what are they??
My two boats are "Tonoa" (big drinking vessel for Kava, (and I didn't name it that ;)) and the little one is "Idle'ours II" (for wishfull thinking on my part)

My brothers boat is "Why worry"(on the bottom he wanted to put "I'm worried" but I convinced him it may be bad luck :-/)

My ex-brother-in-law's (in Darwin) boat is "S.M.B". (secret mens business, Hey if it's good for the goose it's good for the gander ;D)

cooky
12-04-2005, 04:59 AM
mines

TITANIC II

:)

finga64
12-04-2005, 05:01 AM
Cooky, that's got to be bad luck, lucky there's no icebergs in North Queensland #;)

devocean
12-04-2005, 05:54 AM
Have a guess what mine is

MAD-MIC
12-04-2005, 06:17 AM
I like Far Canal although it's hardly original.

Hoges
12-04-2005, 07:21 AM
;DA Farr brand of yacht at Sandringham Yacht Club has the name King Beauty.
It's written on the side of the hull just past the brand name! :-X
ROFL

Hutcho
12-04-2005, 08:53 AM
My boat is SURELY

Surely this time
Surely it's a big one
Surely the weather will be OK
Surely we'll make it
Surely she won't mind me going fishing

Surely blah blah......etc

basserman
12-04-2005, 11:07 AM
far kew ;D
duck off ;)

Fishin_Dan
12-04-2005, 11:41 AM
(For all you Shire people) - There was a boat I used to see around a bit called "Far Kurnell"....

reeldreamer
12-04-2005, 12:36 PM
4 da boyz

Bosunsmate
12-04-2005, 12:53 PM
Found this is another .com.au site about fishing etc...

WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED.....

Get someone else to read it to you in an irish accent......the accent is the trick paddy ;D

Nathanrb4
12-04-2005, 01:19 PM
I`m in the process of trying to find out if i`m legally allowed to call mine what i want to but i`ll tell you the story behind it. Afew years back i managed a friends business for him while his family went overseas for holidays. First thing i noticed when i looked at the books was that it was dodgy as and there was really no procedures in place. Anyway when they got back he tried to tell me that money had gone missing and that it must of been me. I told him where to stick it and thought that was that. anyway yonks on now and alot of trips to court about it its finally come out that i had nothing to do with it and that in fact there was no money missing just a dodgy accounting system. After all that sh!t and no sorry i`m trying to call my boat "Mick$ Money". It`ll probly give the prick a heart attack when he sees it but if i`m allowed to do it i think it`ll be a good laugh.

dfox
12-04-2005, 01:22 PM
For the marlin boys ive always liked "BIGGA-BILL$" Whether that refers to thier wallets or the fish, im not sure?...foxy

megafish71
12-04-2005, 01:57 PM
I`m in the process of trying to find out if i`m legally allowed to call mine what i want to but i`ll tell you the story behind it. Afew years back i managed a friends business for him while his family went overseas for holidays. First thing i noticed when i looked at the books was that it was dodgy as and there was really no procedures in place. Anyway when they got back he tried to tell me that money had gone missing and that it must of been me. I told him where to stick it and thought that was that. anyway yonks on now and alot of trips to court about it its finally come out that i had nothing to do with it and that in fact there was no money missing just a dodgy accounting system. After all that sh!t and no sorry i`m trying to call my boat "Mick$ Money". It`ll probly give the prick a heart attack when he sees it but if i`m allowed to do it i think it`ll be a good laugh.


Just do it. Make sure your write it on there in as bigger lettering as you can fit. Hopefully the prick wont see the funny side of it. ;D ;D

Ron

megafish71
12-04-2005, 02:01 PM
How about R-SUP or one I hear regularly on the VHF Far Call.

Volvo
12-04-2005, 02:13 PM
:)St Nikolas is the Saint or Gardian who is supposed ta watch over all Seamen n he's done the right thing by me so far so my Boats named "St Nick" ;D..
Otherwise it woulda been named???????, Nah!! leave it at that me thinks:)...
Cheers

Hoges
12-04-2005, 05:51 PM
Some mates and I spend some time on a boat called Guiding Star. After taking her up to the Whitsundays then spending a couple of months on board we renamed her Sliding Far

imported_admin
13-04-2005, 03:46 AM
Always liked Hoof Hearted

mini696
13-04-2005, 06:37 AM
I usually do something with the owners name.

ie
MaJiK (Michael John Kornbrekke)
KaMaKazi (Kirsten Marie Kornbrekke)
JeRK (John Rolf Kornbrekke)


My Laser (a sailing dinghy) is called...
SSOSFAGTIACAGWAP (sos-fag-tee-a-cag-wap)

Its a Pink Floyd song (Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict. It gets a LOT of funny looks and questions about it.

Mick

Huntsman
13-04-2005, 07:57 AM
Ive seen one near me named AQUA-HOLIC
I think thats cool...

The other one (hardly original) Screamn' Seamen

madman1
13-04-2005, 08:56 AM
My last boat was called "Whatever".

I am thinking of calling the new one "DILLIGAF"
Do
I
Look
Like
I
Give
A
F@#k

Morlers
13-04-2005, 09:14 AM
Kev Bloody Wilson strikes again ;)

:) :)

Morlers

mini696
13-04-2005, 10:34 AM
The other one (hardly original) Screamn' Seamen

Yeah but when its on a '49er or 18 footer its sooo true....

YeeeeeHaaaaaa

Hutcho
13-04-2005, 10:41 AM
I saw this on a tug;

TITAN URANUS

Hoges
13-04-2005, 03:26 PM
I saw this on a tug;

TITAN URANUS

:-/The Odd Spot from last Wednesday's Melb Age Newspaper...
Hong Kong's expatriate community has been amused by a ship in Victoria Harbour: emblazoned across its stern is the name Titan Uranus. :o

Angla
13-04-2005, 05:45 PM
Just to make people envious of my fishing activities on week days

BITE ME

magicpudding
13-04-2005, 06:10 PM
I like to say 'Magic Pudding' is a good boat name, but its more so random than anything else. I like the name of our new boat FINATIC

Fishinmishin
13-04-2005, 09:41 PM
You still got Magic pudding? It's a fine rig.
Oh, if you couldn't guess. Mines Fishinmishin. I'll hold onto the name for when it becomes a charter business ::) ;).

snappa
14-04-2005, 07:06 AM
;D

i have a new name picked out already.. ???
just having trouble finding the right "BOAT"..

i know its going to be mono ... no troubles towing

"have mono will travel"... ;D

basserman
14-04-2005, 07:12 AM
here one for all you old salty sea dogs ;D
when changing names whats the tradition one the removal of the old name and the blessing or what have you on the new name ???

mrobbo
14-04-2005, 08:10 AM
I just call mine "the boat", as in "I think I'll take the boat for a run", or "Do you kids want to go for a ride in the boat?" ;D Mike

poss
20-04-2005, 01:27 PM
ill be naming my boat Squid row jbs 5.5 c/console

MrLuminous
20-04-2005, 05:14 PM
REEL HUMDINGER
Humdinger meaning EXCELLENT OBJECT
If you havnt seen my boat look for it in here boating chat

saphire
20-04-2005, 05:26 PM
My son's boat name is just like him.
H E L L B E N D E R

rando
20-04-2005, 05:49 PM
Heard of two doctors, one a psychiatrist the other an optometrist,they had a yacht called OUT OF SIGHT,OUT OF MIND

ballast
20-04-2005, 06:49 PM
Previous little centre console was called "Bone Shaker" and for good reason.
New boat could only be called one thing, "Exactly". Both my wife and the bloke I work with suggested it independently.
I think this was because they both got sick of me saying " That's exactly the boat I want " to every boat I saw, anywhere.
Cheers, Brad.

retro
18-05-2005, 01:00 PM
have'nt got my boat yet but I like "NO WUCKEN FORRIES"

dnej
18-05-2005, 01:09 PM
Mine is called " Fairly Olde"
David