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netmaker
29-06-2013, 06:37 PM
hi all.
yep, that time of year when my snapper season finishes and i have to get on my butt and work:P. come see me for your returns. mention you're an ausfisher and get a wage earners return done for $70. i have 23 years taxation experience, all returns are lodged electronically and i also offer an email service so distance is no problem. contact: 38225461 or mobile: 0423148941 or email: drandersontaxagent@gmail.com
the missus bought me a 12" digital photo display for my birthday so come and see my snapper pics on the big screen;);D

bf90
29-06-2013, 06:46 PM
I love tax time as I always get between 6 to 8 k back every time. I look at the ato as my savings account :)

Muddy Toes
29-06-2013, 06:50 PM
I love tax time as I always get between 6 to 8 k back every time. I look at the ato as my savings account :)

Ummmm........this is a joke right?

bf90
29-06-2013, 06:53 PM
no joke muddy, i can show ya any tax return done through 2 different accountants in the last 5 years. All the same.

Muddy Toes
29-06-2013, 06:56 PM
It wasn't the figures I found amusing sorry mate.......

fish'n'chippy
29-06-2013, 07:00 PM
I'm a fan of the fiscal new year as well (apart from there being more snapper in the bay)
Always new and shiney things, top up super, etc....better than Christmas

This year Mr Swan encouraged me to buy a new ute......;D

Back In Black
29-06-2013, 07:43 PM
The only way this time of year affects me is not seeing Netmakers CONSTANT BLOODY SNAPPER reports any more.;D;D;D

Enjoy your PC for the next few weeks Dave.

Tony

cobiaman
29-06-2013, 07:46 PM
There ya go dave, ill dislike it for ya....

lucee81
29-06-2013, 07:52 PM
It wasn't the figures I found amusing sorry mate.......

okay lets narrow this down...
Things that amuse muddy toes....
ive got it

http://www.theuselessweb.com/

lucee81
29-06-2013, 07:53 PM
actually i pressed the button and it amused me

JCVDBloodSport
30-06-2013, 09:37 AM
It wasn't the figures I found amusing sorry mate.......


ha ha :) ...........

Apollo
30-06-2013, 02:03 PM
Now the pressures on Dave. Get stuck into it so you have the back of it broken so you can justify heading off to the 1770 M&G for a week when you should be working, BUT, if we all send you our tax to do you will be kept off the water longer and thus allowing the rest of us more fish to catch with the new toys that we bought with the fat tax returns you got for us!!!

Evil isn't it?:evil3:

bahahahhahahahah:devilish:

wayno60
30-06-2013, 03:38 PM
Ummmm........this is a joke right?

well its the figures that im more interested about......

i paid $21,268.00 in tax and if its like last year not get a cent back.....SUX!!!

Shark Poker
30-06-2013, 03:46 PM
A wonderful way to offer some service and drum up a little business.
Well done.

Just_chips
02-07-2013, 09:38 AM
Think of it this way. If you're getting a tax return then you're giving the government too much money. Aren't those dollars better in your pocket/bank account working for you rather than the governments coffers?

tunaticer
02-07-2013, 06:28 PM
The tax department is a remarkably lousy bank account, try getting interest paid on that investment.

netmaker
05-07-2013, 12:48 PM
The tax department is a remarkably lousy bank account, try getting interest paid on that investment.
too true, but i have many clients who pay extra tax all year to get a good refund. it suits those who would just blow it as it makes them happy at tax time and they have a lump sum they can do something with.
the ato does pay interest on amended assessments when they have been sitting on your dough for longer than a year. they also used to have very competitive rates on interest charges and had to increase them as many were using them as a loan facility.

Peter4
05-07-2013, 01:11 PM
More importantly, the snapper were biting their heads off at Peel this morning! Had a great time...

Sorry Dave...

netmaker
05-07-2013, 01:18 PM
More importantly, the snapper were biting their heads off at Peel this morning! Had a great time...

Sorry Dave...

thanks mate. maybe they will be doing the same over the weekend...

solemandownunder
15-08-2013, 02:57 PM
Been meaning to do this since you did Kerris' Tax return & got the results M8.

Got an extra $400+ that we didnt expect AND all for a modest fee to boot....PLUS the other issues you are looking into on her behalf.

Tax Return in the bank within 4 days.

WELL done Dave.

Thanks again, Ray & Kerri.