Gee Yamaha's are good

[thelump]

Just sayin......

[cobiaman]

Bored??????

[thelump]

Just a little but I was just going to say that they are so much better engines than ..........

[thelump]

Suzukis!!!!!!!!

[Humdinger]

That's wot I been tryin to tell ya

[wayno60]

they are good arnt they....

[Muddy Toes]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.

[cobiaman]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.

Thats waaaay over my head!

[Humdinger]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.what have they put in those bannanas

[Gon Fishun]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.


I want what he's on? using? eating?

[lucee81]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.

I remember that, it was at the yellow fork in the left tree.

[bar raider]

Back on topic, just picked up my new yammy 60 4st yesterday. So it better be good!!!

[lucee81]

Back on topic, just picked up my new yammy 60 4st yesterday. So it better be good!!!

Back on topic? i dont think we ever got off topic.
its a like for your choice of motor but a dislike for your tone....and im trying to make the leader board

[justlovefishing]

hope they are just brought a 225 hp yamie for my boat

[whatscracken]

All you fellas have got it wrong! Yamahas are the best!

[Boat hog 2]

E-tec all the way.... and it gets me home again everytime

[Captain Seaweed]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.


And then you tripped the light fandango?

Might think twice before picking mushrooms in the Pilbarra again?:P

[thelump]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.

"OK kids just slowly back away from the asian man ". 'He is harmless but has just been in the desert a little too long. Ooh look there's a silver crab".

[Captain Seaweed]

hang on macca not too fast......look at the avatar............ and he likes eating bananas........

[wayno60]

I don't have the silver crab if you tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, we met and we ate bananas. But I didn't blow up! So instead, we just sat and sung It's A Small World After All. And while we were doing it, we killed a puppy with a gluestick that just happened to be dancing to our music. So the silver crab came and said, "I have a mystery portal, but look. You won't have me if they tied up Monopoly Man. Because 20 years ago in Arkansas, you met and you ate bananas." And so I saw you people. And here I am. Get it? You better. I have a purple orange sliced in half and I am not afraid to use it.




thats the most random comment of all time...its official..

[thelump]

thats the most random comment of all time...its official..

Dont say that Wayno he will just come up with a better one.

[Captain Seaweed]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100306141202AAKmVPE




busted custard......:)

[Scalem]

Whatever it is its inspiring me on this fine Friday morning. Will help me face the day.... I will just die if I see any silver crabs today!

Not only are yams good macca but the 115 4s will go forever!

Scalem

[thelump]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100306141202AAKmVPE




busted custard......:)


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that is f#$%^&ng GOLD!
I thought this thread might go somewhere stupid but i never could have imagined it would be this good!

[lucee81]

Told you I remembered it.

[liltuffy]

Geez Macca, reckon you need to go catch a few fish, and so do a few others. I don't reckon I've seen such a boring thread go so far in a long time. Betcha my Merc is better than your Yammy, nah nah nah nah nah

[netmaker]

Y ou
A re
M istaken
A nd
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A rsed

[Giffo65]

Can't agree more Macca,love my 60 Yammy 4 banger.

Muddy Toes

I think you are angle parked in a parallel universe, I have had some cordial tonight and still do not understand it !

[Humdinger]

hope they are just brought a 225 hp yamie for my boat

Good choice you'll love it

[Muddy Toes]

This thread is shit

[Gon Fishun]

Muddy Toes

I think you are angle parked in a parallel universe, I have had some cordial tonight and still do not understand it ![/QUOTE]

I reckon the Toe has had the cordial and is off into another time and space continual. :2vrolijk_08:

[lucee81]

92148
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[WalrusLike]

Hey Dave were you at Vicky Pt yesterday?


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[lucee81]

Hey Dave were you at Vicky Pt yesterday?


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A little of topic don't you think?

[rosco1974]

a Yamaha would be good if it was painted black..

[Dan5]

They can be....

[rosco1974]

nah dan not a half cast a fully black outboard...lol..heard a whisper that yammies are just rebadged etec's pml

[Dan5]

Built in the Yamatatsu factory i heard...

[WalrusLike]

A little of topic don't you think?

This thread had a topic? :)


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[LittleSkipper]

Muddy Toes

I think you are angle parked in a parallel universe, I have had some cordial tonight and still do not understand it !

I reckon the Toe has had the cordial and is off into another time and space continual. :2vrolijk_08:[/QUOTE]

It must of been the red stuff! The extra strong red stuff?

Go the Mercury's!

[thelump]

3 Pages of crap. Unreal. By the way Muddy that picture freaks me out.

[BigE]

Christ, it gonna be a long week if the weather dont come good.

Fisho's just scare me sometimes.

BigE

[Giffo65]

Fisho's drinking beer and Stones Green Ginger, bad weather just adds to the confusion !

[cobiaman]

92148
Trying out this tapatalk

Good to see you have come out of the closet so to speak...

[bigjimg]

I don't think bananas were the only thing on the menu here.
Yamaha..... a Merc sprayed silver.
Jim

[thelump]

Fisho's drinking beer and Stones Green Ginger, bad weather just adds to the confusion !

You should try some of Murfs moonshine, now affectionately known as Deathanol. Just spent a Friday night in a bazaar alternate world. Complete with Lion like roaring at a white porcelain object that wasn't there. At one stage I thought Muddy Toes was there. But it was just a packet of noodles!

[lucee81]

4 pages of crap? You just be mad, some quality reading here.

[Muddy Toes]

Close your eyes tonight........I'll see you in your dreams............

[lucee81]

Ooh macca's getting lucky tonight.
Just think of it as surprise sex.

[thelump]

At least that one is smiling Muddy. Not like the creepy one in post 30.

[rosco1974]

maybe tim d will bring some chips over and read this crap you fellas been typing.
by the way PLASTICS RULE

[ozscott]

This is one crazy thread you got there fella...!!

[Crunchy]

I wish I wouldn't but I keep coming back....

[Captain Seaweed]

me to......


Hey .....anyone wanna swing me a dislike? havnt had 1 before........does it trigger a MOD alarm? Or does that happen anytime the people in this post.....put up a response.

[rosco1974]

ask and you shall get marty......hows the cat going mate...would go a lot better If you had a couple of crysler's on the bum.lol

[Muddy Toes]

Don't forget to join!!!!!

[Captain Seaweed]

Yeah, thanks for the dislike Rosco! heading out Wednesday for a run offshore in shit stuff and get some hours on it. But so far so good. It lives at Horizon Shores now, much better for me!

[thelump]

So you want us to dislike all your posts Marty???

[deckie]

Awesome thread
Would read again :2thumbsup:

[WalrusLike]

Awesome thread
Would read again :2thumbsup:

Awful thread, wish I didn't keep reading it again.


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[lucee81]

Don't forget to join!!!!!

Played that game before have you?

[Spaniard_King]

Yamies aren't good but the people lookin after them have to be tho :)

Hard hat on fire away :)

[Giffo65]

Just to be in keeping with the thread topic !

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac84/Glenn_Gifford/Lamaha_zps66aaad66.jpg (http://s888.photobucket.com/user/Glenn_Gifford/media/Lamaha_zps66aaad66.jpg.html)

[lucee81]

Yamies aren't good but the people lookin after them have to be tho :)

Hard hat on fire away :)
How heavy is that Honda?

[Spaniard_King]

How heavy is that Honda?

which ones Lucee or are you just going to be specific. Yammy has some not so light engines as well but we just seem to forget those hey.

[Noelm]

Just like we forget this too hey, very common fault. Very nasty nylon gear in the balancer, not a pretty sight when it self destructs, and the pieces block the oil pump.

[Spaniard_King]

Just like we forget this too hey, very common fault. Very nasty nylon gear in the balancer, not a pretty sight when it self destructs, and the pieces block the oil pump.

Noel, I am not a beleiver of picking on engine faults, every brand has them. it's how they are managed is the key

but thank you for that timely post ;D

[Noelm]

hang on, we have got off topic now, this is supposed to be a nonsense type thread, sorry everyone, lets get back to where we were.

[Noelm]

Noel, I am not a beleiver of picking on engine faults, every brand has them. it's how they are managed is the key

but thank you for that timely post ;D

yep, agree 100% I just had a rush of blood and posted that.

[lucee81]

Nonsense thread!!! Wash your mouth out it's the only thread of any quality lately.

[CruiserV8100]

You know how to keep your Tohatsu from being stolen.?

Put a Yamaha cover on it..

[lucee81]

[QUOTE=CruiserV8100;1476216]You know how to keep your Tohatsu from being stolen.?

Put a Yamaha cover on it..[/
Why are we still on about motors.

[Noelm]

A Yamaha owner walks into a bar. . . . . you would have thought he would have seen it wouldn't you?

[thelump]

Its hard to see when you are going so fast!

[Gon Fishun]

A Yamaha owner walks into a bar...... the bartender says....... why the long face? ::)

[lucee81]

Its hard to see when you are going so fast!

And constantly.

[Noelm]

and constantly what????

[Noelm]

going in ever decreasing circles untill you disappear up your own bum?

[Muddy Toes]

That settles it then.........

I'm fitting a rearview mirror to my boat so I can see how all these other motors perform.

[Spaniard_King]

That settles it then.........

I'm fitting a rearview mirror to my boat so I can see how all these other motors perform.

while your at it get that radar going so you can eventually find me :)

[Muddy Toes]

Oh dear......now I'm starting to realise the gravity of slaging off other brands of outboards then giving a Honda mechanic open access to my boat when I'm not there.

It's only black ones I don't like though........all they do is drink fuel, smoke non stop and never EVER work!!!!

[deckie]

E-Smeg's are the Leyland P76's of the outboard world
Honda's are the Holden Camira
Suzuki's are the Lada Niva

Yamaha's are roool cool and fully sick....kinda like a blend between a Ferrari 250GT and an AC Cobra

Got half a mind to give mine a damn good polishing right now.

[thelump]

Oh dear......now I'm starting to realise the gravity of slaging off other brands of outboards then giving a Honda mechanic open access to my boat when I'm not there.

It's only black ones I don't like though........all they do is drink fuel, smoke non stop and never EVER work!!!!

Rail worker?

[Spaniard_King]

Oh dear......now I'm starting to realise the gravity of slaging off other brands of outboards then giving a Honda mechanic open access to my boat when I'm not there.

It's only black ones I don't like though........all they do is drink fuel, smoke non stop and never EVER work!!!!

Silver paint is cheap at the moment :)

[rosco1974]

maybe polish your knob instead deckie,gear leaver I mean

[lucee81]

and constantly what????

Constantly going

[liltuffy]

Down on page 6.......thought this thread needed resurrecting.......just thinking is all :)

[thelump]

Down on page 6.......thought this thread needed resurrecting.......just thinking is all :)

And that's coming from a Mercury owner!

[Muddy Toes]

Alright I'll kick things off again guys....................

As a very happy Yamaha owner and coincidentally a very happy Yamaha owner that's birthday is today can you all please give me the one birthday present that money can't buy and find every post that Cobiaman has ever made and 'dislike' it please..............every post to date and everyone in the future.

Thanks...........

[RayLamp]

God yammies are great...

Hang on....

[Muddy Toes]

Stephanie Rice is sooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!

[RayLamp]

If she was in spain, you'd call her Stephanie Arroz

[lucee81]

Alright I'll kick things off again guys....................

As a very happy Yamaha owner and coincidentally a very happy Yamaha owner that's birthday is today can you all please give me the one birthday present that money can't buy and find every post that Cobiaman has ever made and 'dislike' it please..............every post to date and everyone in the future.

Thanks...........
I can do that. Will even remove the likes I have given and change to dislikes.

[lucee81]

Stephanie Rice is sooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!

You do realize she is my next wife???

[thelump]

Stephanie Rice is sooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!

Is that just because of her name?

[Muddy Toes]

Is that just because of her name?

I don't have big eyes but I could see that coming.............

[thelump]

I don't have big eyes but I could see that coming.............

Stock standard reply that one!

[craigatcee]

Yes they are !!!! And what the f#$% is that tripper on??

[thelump]

Yes they are !!!! And what the f#$% is that tripper on??

Which tripper would that be? Plenty to choose from on this thread!

[liltuffy]

Still on page 1 Macca - Gee Yamaha's are nearly as good as Merc's :)

[lucee81]

I tell you what this thread is dead. Let it die with dignity

[thelump]

I tell you what this thread is dead. Let it die with dignity

Just because you said it Lucas I disagree!!!!!

[rosco1974]

I still recon yammies are shit

[lucee81]

I still recon yammies are shit

You own a cat, cats a crap thus making your point invalid.

[lucee81]

Just because you said it Lucas I disagree!!!!!

I see you have become more active of late, and to what do we owe for this privilege.

[lucee81]

Which tripper would that be? Plenty to choose from on this thread!

Did someone say mushrooms?

[RayLamp]

You own a cat, cats a crap thus making your point invalid.

The cat probably has etecs on it too :)

[Boat hog 2]

Just because he has a pussy doesn't make him a woman.....................or does it?

[rosco1974]

just 1 fast hot pussy boathog 2,just not a well pounded flogged out one.lol

[thelump]

Gee I just had a drink out of my new Yamaha drink bottle. The water is kept better in this than any other drink bottle I own. Gee Yamahas are good!




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[thelump]

And when things get a little dark, like when the sun is blocked out by a large bald person. Then the Yamaha torch lightens things up in a flash (pun intended)
The best torch I have ever used.
Gee Yamahas are good!



93955

[Noelm]

well... it is quite cold here at the moment and I just put on my Suzuki beany, keeps my head much warmer than any Yamaha drink container could.

[Spaniard_King]

And when things get a little dark, like when the sun is blocked out by a large bald person. Then the Yamaha torch lightens things up in a flash (pun intended)
The best torch I have ever used.
Gee Yamahas are good!



93955

Good to see Yamaha copying other well known brand accessories, those torches are good tho... I got 2... without Yamaha written on them.. scratch off the blue paint and have a look whats underneath :)

[thelump]

Good to see Yamaha copying other well known brand accessories, those torches are good tho... I got 2... without Yamaha written on them.. scratch off the blue paint and have a look whats underneath :)

What will I see Garry? In all honesty it is a bloody good little torch!

[thelump]

well... it is quite cold here at the moment and I just put on my Suzuki beany, keeps my head much warmer than any Yamaha drink container could.

Because drink containers dont go on you're head ya dill!

[rosco1974]

yammies are still shit

[Spaniard_King]

What will I see Garry? In all honesty it is a bloody good little torch!

not sure but I was hoping you would scratch the Yamaha bit off :)

yeh they are a cracker of a torch, GME were giving them away with radios last xmas. Somehow I got 2 of them :)

[Rodman]

Are all you guys on drugs or what
Ken

[RayLamp]

No, it's just a natural high that Yamaha's give off.

[thelump]

I once met a Yamaha hater. I reached into my trusty Yamaha Tackle Box


93962

Pulled out my very sharp and trusty Yamaha Knife

93961

Chopped him into pieces small enough to fit in my Yamaha esky

93960

And then fired up the mighty Yamaha engine and shot out to the shelf to get rid of the evidence.

93963

[cobiaman]

I once met a Yamaha hater. I reached into my trusty Yamaha Tackle Box


93962

Pulled out my very sharp and trusty Yamaha Knife

93961

Chopped him into small pieces small enough to fit in my Yamaha esky

93960

And then fired up the mighty Yamaha engine and shot out to the shelf to get rid of the evidence.

93963

All in daylight hours?

[thelump]

All in daylight hours?

No I used the torch in post 111. Recommended by a Honda Technician!

[ozscott]

They make a pretty decent guitar too.

Cheers

[thelump]

Didn't get one of those in my promo pack!!! Bugger! Hang on wrong branding. BUMMER!

[royslaven]

Was thinkin of upgrading my 30hp 2 stroke yamaha to a 40hp 4 stroke yamaha , anyone know if they,re any good?.............. wait for it.....
cheers, roy

[thelump]

Well Roy you've come to the right place. Just reading what your are intending you will be going from Good to Gooder!

[Boat Hog]

I once met a Yamaha hater. I reached into my trusty Yamaha Tackle Box


93962

Pulled out my very sharp and trusty Yamaha Knife

93961

Chopped him into pieces small enough to fit in my Yamaha esky

93960

And then fired up the mighty Yamaha engine and shot out to the shelf to get rid of the evidence.

93963

That's a good recommendation for Yamaha's. ..... "Nine out of ten Homicidal Maniacs prefer Yamaha"!


Gee I just had a drink out of my new Yamaha drink bottle. The water is kept better in this than any other drink bottle I own. Gee Yamahas are good!




93954

That's not a drink bottle - it's the emergency gearbox fluid holder in case the gearbox shits itself.

How do I know? Murf has one!!

[Spaniard_King]

Well Roy you've come to the right place. Just reading what your are intending you will be going from Good to Gooder!

So Macca can you expand on the features and benefits..... without googling it :)

you could even ,make a comparison with the Honda :)

[thelump]

So Macca can you expand on the features and benefits..... without googling it :)

you could even ,make a comparison with the Honda :)

Don't know if you mean the benefit of 2 V 4 but I will give it a go (Sat Nav style)
1. They are a Yamaha and not a Honda. ( Did you see what I did there Garry? Through the comparison in early just to take the emphasis off how shit the rest of my responses will be)
2. They are not a Honda, but a Yamaha.
3. They are grey not silver and everyone knows that grey is a more environmentally friendly colour than any other colour. Except for Blue. That is the colour of greatness (We hope)
4. A 4 stroke is better than a 2 stroke simply because it has 2 more strokes.
5. A 4 stroke will give better fuel economy than a 2 stroke, again, because it has 2 more strokes.
6. A Yamaha is more powerful than a Honda simply because Honda only does 4 strokes and Yamaha does 2 and 4 strokes making 6 strokes all told. Much betterer.
7. A Yamaha has a fancy feature called Yamaharedness. Pretty self explanatory really but for those that don't know there are different levels of Yamaharednesses ranging from 2 all the way to 350. ( Just look for the number on the back)
8. Honda doesn't do Hondaredness because it just sounds bad!
9. Great people own Yamahas like some of Paul Worstelings mates. They do tend to put an Evinrude cover on them though because the Yamaharedness would be too much for the camera man who would be just drawn to the engine all the time and not Paul catching fish.
10. Al McGlashan!

[trymyluck]

Don't know if you mean the benefit of 2 V 4 but I will give it a go (Sat Nav style)
1. They are a Yamaha and not a Honda. ( Did you see what I did there Garry? Through the comparison in early just to take the emphasis off how shit the rest of my responses will be)
2. They are not a Honda, but a Yamaha.
3. They are grey not silver and everyone knows that grey is a more environmentally friendly colour than any other colour. Except for Blue. That is the colour of greatness (We hope)
4. A 4 stroke is better than a 2 stroke simply because it has 2 more strokes.
5. A 4 stroke will give better fuel economy than a 2 stroke, again, because it has 2 more strokes.
6. A Yamaha is more powerful than a Honda simply because Honda only does 4 strokes and Yamaha does 2 and 4 strokes making 6 strokes all told. Much betterer.
7. A Yamaha has a fancy feature called Yamaharedness. Pretty self explanatory really but for those that don't know there are different levels of Yamaharednesses ranging from 2 all the way to 350. ( Just look for the number on the back)
8. Honda doesn't do Hondaredness because it just sounds bad!
9. Great people own Yamahas like some of Paul Worstelings mates. They do tend to put an Evinrude cover on them though because the Yamaharedness would be too much for the camera man who would be just drawn to the engine all the time and not Paul catching fish.
10. Al McGlashan!


Now thats reason enough to stay away from the yammies, drives owners insane when their warranties are about to expire........

[murf]

thanks for the giggles tonight folks :) thats tops Macca haha (got off early from work today hey?)

cheers Murf

[Captain Seaweed]

Macca.........your a kunny funt!

[Captain Seaweed]

Yamahardness.......where the hell did you get that from?!

[lucee81]

Now where is muddy feet asking what a Yamaha is?

[deckie]

I dunno..maybe the best way to describe the feeling you get from certain outboards is to relate it to something we can all understand.

Are you the type that ....
A. Enjoy listening to Julia Gillard spend 2 hrs reading out some sort of useless new piece of legislation in a sensible frock....Maybe a Honda is for you.
B. Like the idea of even just 10 seconds of Miranda Kerr demonstrating the correct way to eat a banana...Maybe a Yamaha is for you.
C. Pig out on the vegemite on toast on the breakfast menu at a 6 star luxury hotel...Maybe an E-Smeg is for you.

Everyone's different i suppose.

[thelump]

Yamahardness.......where the hell did you get that from?!

Well I didn't know the difference between a 2 stroke and a 4 stroke so I just had to improvise!

[thelump]

I dunno..maybe the best way to describe the feeling you get from certain outboards is to relate it to something we can all understand.

Are you the type that ....
A. Enjoy listening to Julia Gillard spend 2 hrs reading out some sort of useless new piece of legislation in a sensible frock....Maybe a Honda is for you.
B. Like the idea of even just 10 seconds of Miranda Kerr demonstrating the correct way to eat a banana...Maybe a Yamaha is for you.
C. Pig out on the vegemite on toast on the breakfast menu at a 6 star luxury hotel...Maybe an E-Smeg is for you.

Everyone's different i suppose.

Torn between B and C really!

[trymyluck]

Torn between B and C really!

You know you want A.

[jtpython]

Over priced radiation filled nightmares of poo poo
Suzi's are the best

[Apollo]

Don't know if you mean the benefit of 2 V 4 but I will give it a go (Sat Nav style)
1. They are a Yamaha and not a Honda. ( Did you see what I did there Garry? Through the comparison in early just to take the emphasis off how shit the rest of my responses will be)
2. They are not a Honda, but a Yamaha.
3. They are grey not silver and everyone knows that grey is a more environmentally friendly colour than any other colour. Except for Blue. That is the colour of greatness (We hope)
4. A 4 stroke is better than a 2 stroke simply because it has 2 more strokes.
5. A 4 stroke will give better fuel economy than a 2 stroke, again, because it has 2 more strokes.
6. A Yamaha is more powerful than a Honda simply because Honda only does 4 strokes and Yamaha does 2 and 4 strokes making 6 strokes all told. Much betterer.
7. A Yamaha has a fancy feature called Yamaharedness. Pretty self explanatory really but for those that don't know there are different levels of Yamaharednesses ranging from 2 all the way to 350. ( Just look for the number on the back)
8. Honda doesn't do Hondaredness because it just sounds bad!
9. Great people own Yamahas like some of Paul Worstelings mates. They do tend to put an Evinrude cover on them though because the Yamaharedness would be too much for the camera man who would be just drawn to the engine all the time and not Paul catching fish.
10. Al McGlashan!

Classic Jas. You have been on the Bio Shine?

[Apollo]

Over priced radiation filled nightmares of poo poo
Suzi's are the best


JT, you poor aspro owning lad. Your above quote without you using the appropriate punctuation reads

Over priced radiation filled nightmares of poo poo Suzi's are the best
, which is why their owners should keep out of big boy discussions.;D

[jtpython]

JT, you poor aspro owning lad. Your above quote without you using the appropriate punctuation reads

, which is why their owners should keep out of big boy discussions.;D


Yes Yes very true I really haven't a clue so i'll retire gracefully oh one more thing

What takes 2 years and stumps Yamaha Outboard owners??????

The 2nd Grade

Go the SUZUKI's

[rosco1974]

I heard yammies go better in reverse

[stevemid]

Yamaha Dollars
http://www.yamaha-motor.com.au/sites/yamaha-motor/files/7566-cash-in-big.pdf

[Spaniard_King]

Steve nothing like a bit of smoke and mirrors to stimulate sales

[ifishcq1]

thousands of hours with all motors has confirmed
no force, merc, marina, chrysler, parsun, sail and any new asian motor will never grace a boat I own again
but Honda or Yammy or Tohatsu or new Etec are all welcome
since 860 hours with only going to the shop for services with my 2006 225 Honda, it has the edge in my eyes
1800+ hrs, 9000km, 4000ltr petrol and 80ltrs of oil, 10 sets of plugs, 5 services,5 impellers in one year with an late 80s evinrude 25hp, yep a 2banger on a clark abalone welded up between pop rivet plates and silicone patches weekly (6 tonne + of spaniards at $33000 before tax)
talk all the crap you like, if you don't have those kind of hours just keep trying until you do;D

[ranga7]

You forgot the best of them all, SUZUKI
thousands of hours with all motors has confirmed
no force, merc, marina, chrysler, parsun, sail and any new asian motor will never grace a boat I own again
but Honda or Yammy or Tohatsu or new Etec are all welcome
since 860 hours with only going to the shop for services with my 2006 225 Honda, it has the edge in my eyes
1800+ hrs, 9000km, 4000ltr petrol and 80ltrs of oil, 10 sets of plugs, 5 services,5 impellers in one year with an late 80s evinrude 25hp, yep a 2banger on a clark abalone welded up between pop rivet plates and silicone patches weekly (6 tonne + of spaniards at $33000 before tax)
talk all the crap you like, if you don't have those kind of hours just keep trying until you do;D

[ifishcq1]

You forgot the best of them all, SUZUKI
My deckie has 2 suzies and due to impending court battle I can't comment however, everyone else I know with a suzi has no complaints

[royslaven]

Think I am 99.99% gunna buy a 40hp four stroke yamaha tiller steer with electric start and powertilt next week when home for r+r, dollars are pretty good, so does anyone have any last words of advise before I part with my cash ? , thanks, roy

[fish'n'chippy]

Think I am 99.99% gunna buy a 40hp four stroke yamaha tiller steer with electric start and powertilt next week when home for r+r, dollars are pretty good, so does anyone have any last words of advise before I part with my cash ? , thanks, roy

Put >400hrs on mine when I had it on my SeaJay (4.35 Magnum)
Never had any issues of any kind

G

[Apollo]

Think I am 99.99% gunna buy a 40hp four stroke yamaha tiller steer with electric start and powertilt next week when home for r+r, dollars are pretty good, so does anyone have any last words of advise before I part with my cash ? , thanks, roy
Enjoy!!!!!!

[robsue]

I heard yammies go better in reverse

Rosco, you recommended the yammie 70f to me, im happy

[lucee81]

Royslaven have you thought of maybe the etec I hear good things about them.

[royslaven]

Royslaven have you thought of maybe the etec I hear good things about them.
No mate, have arrived back in brissy this morning, and have done the deal with stone,s corner marine on the yammy, pick it up wednesday, thanks for your comments, cheers, roy

[thelump]

Wrote some stuff this morning. Gee it was a pleasure!

94342

[lucee81]

Wrote some stuff this morning. Gee it was a pleasure!

94342


You have very feminine writing, is that a Yamaha trait?

[thelump]

Thought it was fancy. But if you see feminine then you must know......

[royslaven]

Got the new motor yesterday, went out today to mud , harries, rous and back to wello, running in, got 2 1/2 hours on the motor, just cruising around and only used about 1/4 of a 24 ltr tank, am impressed so far, Gee Yamaha,s are good.....roy

[lucee81]

Got the new motor yesterday, went out today to mud , harries, rous and back to wello, running in, got 2 1/2 hours on the motor, just cruising around and only used about 1/4 of a 24 ltr tank, am impressed so far, Gee Yamaha,s are good.....roy

I don't mind Hondas. They go alright.

[lucee81]

Thought it was fancy. But if you see feminine then you must know......

That's what happens when you get old your eyesight starts to deteriate.

[honda900]

I think there is a lot of;

yamadrugs going around, apparently, you win a bag of "yamaStuff" and Yamagoodness runs away with your sanity..


Regards
Honda.

[rosco1974]

think yammies are still shit

[honda900]

Perhaps its "YamaLSD" , the good stuff..

Regards
Honda.

[liltuffy]

Reckon it's a case of Yamaenvy, always seeming to want something bigger and better than what they have......No one else I know seems to feel the need to justify their purchase. No other manufacturer seems to have to manufacture endless amounts of marketing stuff to help sell motors.......

just sayin :)

Go the Merc

[liltuffy]

Weather must be crap......11 pages now, god help us

[rosco1974]

there still shit craig

[liltuffy]

I hear ya Rosco, Macca be snorin and fartin...... Just sayin

:)

[Humdinger]

Working in a yard today the owner had a nice big boat with a Suzuki on it . Got chatting away with him showed him a few pics when he seen my motor all he could say was geez yamahas are good

[rosco1974]

come on humdinger,am sure he would of said geez yammies are shit

[Humdinger]

come on humdinger,am sure he would of said geez yammies are shit

No rosco he's getting rid of the Suzuki and buyn a yammie

[rosco1974]

are you serious...maybe when the cats sold I better get a boat will yammies on it..

[Muddy Toes]

At the price it's listed for I can't see you needing to make that decision any time soon.....

[Kato77]

I want what he's on? using? eating?

+1 sounds good!!..

[rosco1974]

when I do sell it muddie I will be able to buy 2 yank boats,maybe raft them together to get them to go like a real boat a cat,not a wannaby boat

[purnong]

I heard Yamaha's get sunk by Etec's, Just sayin :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-7I00cZUE0

[Spaniard_King]

I heard Yamaha's get sunk by Etec's, Just sayin :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-7I00cZUE0

In Yammies defence, given the right props I could make the etec Look like a big pussy cat too

[purnong]

In Yammies defence, given the right props I could make the etec Look like a big pussy cat too

That's a pretty generic statement though Garry, Either of those motors could be propped to out perform the other
The question is were they propped evenly for the test?
But I digress, The thread is about how good Yams are, Gee Yamaha's are good, Lol

[Spaniard_King]

That's a pretty generic statement though Garry, Either of those motors could be propped to out perform the other
The question is were they propped evenly for the test?
But I digress, The thread is about how good Yams are, Gee Yamaha's are good, Lol
Ya kidding me aren't you... it's an Etec promo add, do you think its an even playing field?

[purnong]

Ya kidding me aren't you...

Yep, Was trying to
I tinks me funny bugger keyboard is broken, gee Yamaha's are good, lol

[lucee81]

Ya kidding me aren't you... it's an Etec promo add, do you think its an even playing field?

but an independent observer makes sure that the yammie 4 stroke and the etec 2 stroke are propped to manufacturers specifications and boats are identical. the video told me that so it must be true and the motors are evenly matched. silly yanks

[Muddy Toes]

when I do sell it muddie I will be able to buy 2 yank boats,maybe raft them together to get them to go like a real boat a cat,not a wannaby boat

Not unless it's like Marty's with Yamahas on it.......

[lucee81]

when I do sell it muddie I will be able to buy 2 yank boats,maybe raft them together to get them to go like a real boat a cat,not a wannaby boat
I had to read this a couple I times for it to be coherent.
And from what I understand a cat runs like 2 monos tied together.
Muddy I'm home next week lets tie our boats together and see what all the hype is about!!!

[Spaniard_King]

I had to read this a couple I times for it to be coherent.
And from what I understand a cat runs like 2 monos tied together.
Muddy I'm home next week lets tie our boats together and see what all the hype is about!!!

Can you please video this??? 2 Yamardy's that close together would be great viewing for the thread!!!

Should I bring the tow boat as a safety concern :)

[WalrusLike]

That tug of war test was clearly a wind-assisted result.

There were giant waves coming hard at the YammaSubmersibile boat.

Yammies are so good... It was still running under water and wanted to head out into the big blue.... only the submerged boat electrics let it down....

:)

Geez Yammies are good.


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[rosco1974]

Muddy I'm home next week lets tie our boats together and see what all the hype is about!!!
now theres the problem lucee, you and muddie would be struggling to tie a knot worthy of the task and then having yammies on the back of ya boats well 1 prob woudnt start so you 2 would be just doing circle work in the harbour...then even if ya did get it together muddie would be in reverse and you would be in forward so more circle work,2 wrongs(yammies) don't make a right,
up the Suzuki's,yammies still shit

[Muddy Toes]

We've had a vote.........that's the dumbest response any of us have heard.

[rosco1974]

muddie most of the stuff you and ya mate lucee type is utter shit..just saying

[lucee81]

muddie most of the stuff you and ya mate lucee type is utter shit..just saying

finally some recognition...

[rosco1974]

well it was about time someone said it out loud.lol

[lucee81]

well it was about time someone said it out loud.lol

we should take a vote

[boboncc]

we should take a vote

Mate even though I have a Suzuki and love it, can we also vote on you changing your Avatar, it really hurts the eyes!!!!!!;D;D;D;D;D

[FisHard]

Big girls need love too! ;)
GO THE SUZUKIS!!!!!!

[fisho8]

I am about to find out what all the hype is about and I am hoping it is going to be a good move because if it isn't my new boat will be down to Brisbane marine to get a merc/suzuki put on it real quick haha.

Cheers Mick.

[lucee81]

Mate even though I have a Suzuki and love it, can we also vote on you changing your Avatar, it really hurts the eyes!!!!!!;D;D;D;D;D
Challenge accepted I will find some real hotties for you fantasise about tonight.

[rosco1974]

those two girls have had too much love maybe try and find another 1 lucee

[lucee81]

I just combined my last 4 into 2

[Shawn 66]

we should take a vote
What about a POLL,
Shawn

[ozynorts]

I just combined my last 4 into 2

where do you find those pics??? actually now that I think about it I don't want to know....;)

[lucee81]

What about a POLL,
Shawn

i wasnt talking about a vote for suzuki v yammie.. quite frankly i couldn't give a damn just like to stir Rosco up...
Rosco blammed me and muddie for talking crap but i fail to see it...

[lucee81]

where do you find those pics??? actually now that I think about it I don't want to know....;)

my main source is Boat hogs personal collection.... you should see what else he has its not really for this kinda forum. nor would you find it on any skinny forums so to speak...

[Muddy Toes]

Just sayin

[cobiaman]

Just sayin

875 HP of yamahardness right there...

[Muddy Toes]

And please take note of the boat in the background..............the colour of the motor and his ability to park his boat.

Says it all really................

[rosco1974]

Just sayin
yep that's as far as a bloke with a yammie will take there boat out,2-3 foot from shore.lol ,if ya had a Suzuki you fellas would get a bit further than that,hell you prob even catch a few fish instead of sandflies

[Muddy Toes]

Here's one for you GD................a bit of Yamahardness towing a couple of 130 Hondas.

[lucee81]

I have had a post deleted, my guess is for being off topic.

[rosco1974]

what sort of knob takes his outriggers to a meet and greet,must be one of those yammie outboard ######

[Muddy Toes]

Probably guys that have the ability, knowledge and skill set to use them.

Good run of big blues out there still...........won't catch em on paravanes though

[rosco1974]

muddie your rig wouldnt get out to them in anything over 5 knts stop kidding yourself...I know you tell a lot of bs but that comment is over the top even for you...

[Still_Dreamin]

875 HP of yamahardness right there...
Nah those yamahardness torches had more power than those motors.

[cobiaman]

muddie your rig wouldnt get out to them in anything over 5 knts stop kidding yourself...I know you tell a lot of bs but that comment is over the top even for you...

I'll vouch for Asaltweapon, 80km offshore, 25knots and still catching these....95074

[Muddy Toes]

Nah those yamahardness torches had more power than those motors.

Sorry, you'll have to speak up.....can't hear you over the noise!!!!

[lucee81]

Rosco for you buddy.
95075

[rosco1974]

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[Muddy Toes]

Rosco, it's a muck around thread created by a Yamaha owner at work one day when he was bored, nothing more nothing less. A few friendly digs here and there from people that are actually friends in real life and like to take the piss and it's a funny thread. There's no need to start trying to insult people if the mucking around gets too much for one night, it's a take it as much as you give it type scenario. As for trying to claim angling superiority over everybody I think we both know that a lot of us just can't be bothered to report our every catch each time we go out, hell, I can't even be assed taking a photo....in fact I don't even think I've done a report this year. Chill out man, it's only a muck around thread.

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