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12-10-2011, 10:26 AM
did you hear about the little girl asking mum can i take the dog for a walk,
mum said no the dogs on heat, little girl said what's that mean?
mum said go ask you father , he's in the garage,
little girl goes to dad and said, mum said to ask you if i can take belle for a walk
she said no as the dog is on heat WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
dad said i'll fix that & gets a rag & puts petrol on it and wipes it on the dogs hind legs-tail & top of its backside, then tells the little girl she can take belle for a walk but must not let her off the lead, and around the block ONCE only,
15 mins later little girle comes home with lead & no dog,
astonished dad said WHERES THE DOG
with that the little girl said
1/2 way around the block belle ran out of petrol,
wait for it------------
but don't worry,:) another dog is PUSHING HER HOME
mum said no the dogs on heat, little girl said what's that mean?
mum said go ask you father , he's in the garage,
little girl goes to dad and said, mum said to ask you if i can take belle for a walk
she said no as the dog is on heat WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
dad said i'll fix that & gets a rag & puts petrol on it and wipes it on the dogs hind legs-tail & top of its backside, then tells the little girl she can take belle for a walk but must not let her off the lead, and around the block ONCE only,
15 mins later little girle comes home with lead & no dog,
astonished dad said WHERES THE DOG
with that the little girl said
1/2 way around the block belle ran out of petrol,
wait for it------------
but don't worry,:) another dog is PUSHING HER HOME