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Scott Mitchell
23-12-2010, 10:08 AM
We wanted to send you all a holiday greeting to thank you for your support & contributions over the last year , but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best Regards (without prejudice)

Name withheld (Privacy Act).

P.S. Oh, Merry Christmas - Scotto :D

PinHead
23-12-2010, 08:21 PM
so were you looking over camboy's shoulder or was he looking over yours?

merry Xmas anyway,

sleepygreg
23-12-2010, 09:27 PM
Merry Xmas Scotto, Katrina and the tin lids........hope we can hook up for a fish in the new year.

Cheers
Greg

Scott Mitchell
24-12-2010, 08:44 AM
Thanks Greg - please bring some better weather with ya when you come up .......

All the best - Scotto

leelee
24-12-2010, 09:26 AM
Merry xmas mate.

Hope you have a good one.

Stay safe.

Cheres

Lee

warrior
24-12-2010, 09:42 AM
have a good one guys heading out to dam today to see what mess is out there :-?