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Hi Fellow IBD suffers
In a brief moment of creativity & an IBD episode
I've put together the lyrics of a potential IBD anthem
The protocol for singing this ...... would be
1) On the way to an Impoundment
2) To cellebrate the capture of a metery .... or PB
3) Meet & Greet ....... or Gathering of sufferers
based loosely::) on the tune "I've been everywhere" by Geoff Mack
Sing it all! http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/vrolijk_26.gif
I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man - - cause I've got every lure!
I've got a deep driver , slow riser , fast sinker , suss- pender , blade fizzer , shallow runner , surface popper , hyper viper , crazy deep , mask vibe ,jap crap from megabass , mad mullet , mundi magic , Lucky craft Arra barra bought from coolangatta ....... stick to Aussie lures
cause I got every lure man ,,, i've got every lure!:P http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/laola.gif
Yeh, but listen here mate? ...... you needa Bony bream , big sammy , Bills Bug ,Manta ray , Classic pro , 120 , river rat , green bomber , Tilsan barra , barra bait , Goulburn Jack , X Rap , Jointed Shad , Tango dancer ,sub walk , stump jumper to catch a thumper ........ All with owner upgrades!
cause I've got every lure man ,,, i've got every lure!:P
http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/laola.gif
Now what colours mate? ........ You need Ayu , Bunker , fluoro , Red gill , Elton John , bleeding mullet ,Chartreuse , guns & roses , gold ones , green ones , brown ones , blue ones , silver ones .....which can be fun!. Just dont forget a black .... ........ After that , get some .... Baby bass ,Glass ghost , lemon lime , evil minnow , Silver flash , red head , fire tiger , sunset shiner , bobby dazzler, spotted dog , parakeet , hot pink .... & whatchya think of ........ Techni colour yawn ?
But I'll tell you what you haven't got .......... SLICK RIGS - OTHER PLASTICS & BETTER REMEMBER FROGS!
Peter4
08-08-2008, 08:38 PM
This is just tragic.
Chris you have waaaaay too much time on your hands.............
This is just tragic.
Chris you have waaaaay too much time on your hands.............
Did you sing it Pete ? ..... Fess up;) ;D
DEANO68
08-08-2008, 08:42 PM
i think it would be alot easier to learn if you sing it, put it on a disc and post it out to everyone...better still plug it up on you tube to save money on discs & postage..:)
deano.
Peter4
08-08-2008, 08:47 PM
Did you sing it Pete ? ..... Fess up;) ;D
I may have run through it once (just to get the beat.....you understand) but I have it from a reliable source that real men can't dance and don't sing (unless pissed!)::)
Peter4
08-08-2008, 08:48 PM
i think it would be alot easier to learn if you sing it, put it on a disc and post it out to everyone...better still plug it up on you tube to save money on discs & postage..:)
deano.
Great idea Deano.
Chris, get out the sony handycam and lay down a Youtube promo.........:D
I may have run through it once (just to get the beat.....you understand) but I have it from a reliable source that real men can't dance and don't sing (unless pissed!)::)
That's covered under Protocol #3 ........ straight after singing Khe San!
DEANO68
08-08-2008, 08:57 PM
and don't sing (unless pissed!)::)[/quote] dont say that pete he will have us up all nite,,,hang on mabee he will supply the piss...good idea..
Great idea Deano.
Chris, get out the sony handycam and lay down a Youtube promo.........:D
I think the recording date is set for Sat 13th Sept ...... @ Monduran .. There is going to be back up vocals too!
Chris
Barraboss
08-08-2008, 09:26 PM
Chris Chris Chris.......
Too much time on your hands you funny bugger!!!!!!
I am shocked haha :)
Cheers
Matt
TonyM
08-08-2008, 09:30 PM
When I opened this I thought "oh nooo this will be really bad" (sorry Chris) :-X
Then I read it (OK I hummed a little!)
It really is bad, but in a fun crazy delusional Barra starved kinda way, bout right I guess ;D
Cheers
Tony
Chris Chris Chris.......
Too much time on your hands you funny bugger!!!!!!
I am shocked haha :)
Cheers
Matt
Idle hands = idle minds ......... 1300km = Really bad IBD
Besides not all of us can get to Therapy on a regular basis ...... Hey!;)
When I opened this I thought "oh nooo this will be really bad" (sorry Chris) :-X
Then I read it (OK I hummed a little!)
It really is bad, but in a fun crazy delusional Barra starved kinda way, bout right I guess ;D
Cheers
Tony
I'll pay that Tony!
Steve B
09-08-2008, 02:41 PM
There is no icon for shaking head continually with smile on face....thats what I am doing right now!!
I'm with Tony, I was thinking as this opened "what has Chris thought of now" Very enjoyabe read. After the song is sung at the camp kitchen...there should be a group hug....I am sure Jas will be in that;) ;D
Put it on youtube Chris.....better than half the crap on there!!
There is no icon for shaking head continually with smile on face....thats what I am doing right now!!
I'm with Tony, I was thinking as this opened "what has Chris thought of now" Very enjoyabe read. After the song is sung at the camp kitchen...there should be a group hug....I am sure Jas will be in that;) ;D
Put it on youtube Chris.....better than half the crap on there!!
group hug .... all singing Kumbaya ( Cuddles :oops: ,,, I mean Jas leading;D )
You may have something here Steve!\
cheers
Chris
Whitto
10-08-2008, 08:01 AM
group hug .... all singing Kumbaya ( Cuddles :oops: ,,, I mean Jas leading;D )
You may have something here Steve!\
cheers
Chris It's Not Going To Happen Chris.......then again depends how many Hahn's I've had........;D
nipsta
10-08-2008, 08:31 AM
It's Not Going To Happen Chris.......then again depends how many Hahn's I've had........;Di reckon i would need alot of southern to start singing it let alone remebering al those words and bbye then ill be slurring and it would be a sad state lol;D
It's Not Going To Happen Chris.......then again depends how many Hahn's I've had........;D
Never say Never ....... specially when the amber fluid takes its grip!!!! ...... Because as we know - Then anything is possible:beer:
Chris
Tropicaltrout
10-08-2008, 09:08 AM
I can see it now pitch black fishing away and then wammo the words filter across the dam, or the new school holiday entertainment.
How did you think this one up Chris you must be getting pretty amped for the trip I look forward to your rehersals in the camp kitchen mate, I should bring the Banjo LOL
mate 31 sleeps till cast off.......
Cheers Nath
I can see it now pitch black fishing away and then wammo the words filter across the dam, or the new school holiday entertainment.
How did you think this one up Chris you must be getting pretty amped for the trip I look forward to your rehersals in the camp kitchen mate, I should bring the Banjo LOL
mate 31 sleeps till cast off.......
Cheers Nath
Nath ...... It just came to me::) I was reading the thread on "What hardbodies for Awoonga" ....... & knowing that its a loaded question! I thought a smart ass reply was called for :D ........ The first few bars came to me & it had me laughing to it ( I also was a little primed too .... from memory) ......... I grabbed the Mo Tackle catalogue & away I went! .......... A moment of Alcohol & IBD fueled inspiration ...
Unfortunately .... I'm just a lyricist ( I'm sure there will be a singer amongst us)
Hey ...... That would be funny .... The still of a moonlit night - boofin barra & dulcet tones of " I've got every lure man " In the distance;D
Cheers
Demented
Obi _ Wan
10-08-2008, 03:35 PM
Demented????
I would say, yes, you certainly need help Chris.
What is it now another 4 months and you will be living in God's Country, that will probably just save you mate LOL.
By the way, Good Luck with your entry into the ABT, I HOPE YOU DO WELL.
Cheers,
John.
Demented????
I would say, yes, you certainly need help Chris.
What is it now another 4 months and you will be living in God's Country, that will probably just save you mate LOL.
By the way, Good Luck with your entry into the ABT, I HOPE YOU DO WELL.
Cheers,
John.
I think I'm beyond help ......... You could say its "Terminal" ha ha
So why fight it ?
Looking forward to the ABT ....... For sure
Chris
Little grey men
11-08-2008, 08:22 AM
The IBD has finally taken him over the edge. You should have organised your barra trip earlier Chris.
Toys with hooks??.....songs about lures??......mangoes?? what's next? Walking the streets of Sydney rocking back and forth and yelling out "STIFFIE" at inappropriate times and pretending to strike.
You really should get up here ASAP, the only cure for this level of IBD is a good hug. Or so I'm told.
The IBD has finally taken him over the edge. You should have organised your barra trip earlier Chris.
Toys with hooks??.....songs about lures??......mangoes?? what's next? Walking the streets of Sydney rocking back and forth and yelling out "STIFFIE" at inappropriate times and pretending to strike.
You really should get up here ASAP, the only cure for this level of IBD is a good hug. Or so I'm told.
Walking the streets of Sydney ........ come on , that's a little extreme!
I have woken up in the middle of the night ..... thinking about working the boney bream through the timber!::)
Ahhh the IBD hug! ....... while singing the Anthem
Chris
DEANO68
11-08-2008, 11:15 AM
Ahhh the IBD hug! ....... while singing the Anthem
[/quote] might be pissed enough to sing , but the hug.... no chance..
Ahhh the IBD hug! ....... while singing the Anthem
might be pissed enough to sing , but the hug.... no chance..[/quote]
This really sounds like it will be a good fun trip! ........ Hopefully with the co - operation of the barra
Chris
DEANO68
11-08-2008, 12:28 PM
This really sounds like it will be a good fun trip! ........ Hopefully with the co - operation of the barra
Chris[/quote]yes chris ,sounds like we have all the stuff to make it a good trip,
beer,rum,good fellows,beer,rum,humour and witt,beer,rum,rods n boats,stiffies,
beer, rum,no hugs,so if the barra play the game that will top it all off, did i mention a few drinks.?? and the kareoke:guitarist: :guitarist:
deano
This really sounds like it will be a good fun trip! ........ Hopefully with the co - operation of the barra
Chrisyes chris ,sounds like we have all the stuff to make it a good trip,
beer,rum,good fellows,beer,rum,humour and witt,beer,rum,rods n boats,stiffies,
beer, rum,no hugs,so if the barra play the game that will top it all off, did i mention a few drinks.?? and the kareoke:guitarist: :guitarist:
deano[/quote]
What ... so you dont drink ;)
Chris
DEANO68
11-08-2008, 05:22 PM
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What ... so you dont drink ;)
Chris[/quote] not while im asleep no..;)
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What ... so you dont drink ;)
Chris not while im asleep no..;)[/quote]
Lack of dedication ...... & application ........."Practice makes perfect" you know
I've even trained myself to breath through my ears.;D
Chris
Steve B
11-08-2008, 07:39 PM
The IBD has finally taken him over the edge. You should have organised your barra trip earlier Chris.
Toys with hooks??.....songs about lures??......mangoes?? what's next? Walking the streets of Sydney rocking back and forth and yelling out "STIFFIE" at inappropriate times and pretending to strike.
You really should get up here ASAP, the only cure for this level of IBD is a good hug. Or so I'm told.
Ha ha LGM, I can see it now, Chris awaking from a fishing dream on a Sydney express train to work yelling ''Oh yes, I just got a hit on my stiffie!" or "I love stiffies"!! ;D;D
Magella
11-08-2008, 07:52 PM
Steve,
And people laugh when you say we live in Gin Gin looks like we are the sane ones after reading all this.
Cheers Foxie
Ha ha LGM, I can see it now, Chris awaking from a fishing dream on a Sydney express train to work yelling ''Oh yes, I just got a hit on my stiffie!" or "I love stiffies"!! ;D;D
Hang on , Hang on ......... for starters , I drive for a living:) ............ But I do get these strange looks when caught in traffic ....... specially with a smile on my face!
Besides ....... Steve , your the one with a stiffie fetish! , At this stage I'll play with anything ..... but really looking forward to amphibians ;)
Chris
Steve,
And people laugh when you say we live in Gin Gin looks like we are the sane ones after reading all this.
Cheers Foxie
& I thought you guys just had a stutter;D Some barra fishoe gave me directions once Wagga Wagga - Gin Gin via Woy Woy ..... & said to have a fish at Bli Bli on the way ....I thought he was takin the piss out of me :-/
SANE ........ ???? We have IBD!
Cheers All
Chris
31 Days to Go
DEANO68
12-08-2008, 06:52 AM
Lack of dedication ...... & application ........."Practice makes perfect" you know
I've even trained myself to breath through my ears.;D
Chris[/quote]yes i've tried that to chris,it works fine untill i start snoring then it
starts bubbling into my nose and i wake up with an awfull mess..::)
Lack of dedication ...... & application ........."Practice makes perfect" you know
I've even trained myself to breath through my ears.;D
Chrisyes i've tried that to chris,it works fine untill i start snoring then it
starts bubbling into my nose and i wake up with an awfull mess..::)[/quote]
Now that paints a funny picture .......... :D
30 Days to go !
DEANO68
12-08-2008, 07:08 AM
Steve,
And people laugh when you say we live in Gin Gin looks like we are the sane ones after reading all this.
Cheers Foxieliving so close to monduran you wont know what full blown ibd does to a man..unless you read some of these posts..having a trip booked
makes it much worse...looking forward to the trip albeit just a weekend...
just be good to get off the coast for a few days r/r....
deano..
Sing it all! http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/vrolijk_26.gif
I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man - - cause I've got every lure!
I've got a deep driver , slow riser , fast sinker , suss- pender , blade fizzer , shallow runner , surface popper , hyper viper , crazy deep , mask vibe ,jap crap from megabass , mad mullet , mundi magic , Lucky craft Arra barra bought from coolangatta ....... stick to Aussie lures
cause I got every lure man ,,, i've got every lure!:P http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/laola.gif
Yeh, but listen here mate? ...... you needa Bony bream , big sammy , Bills Bug ,Manta ray , Classic pro , 120 , river rat , green bomber , Tilsan barra , barra bait , Goulburn Jack , X Rap , Jointed Shad , Tango dancer ,sub walk , stump jumper to catch a thumper ........ All with owner upgrades!
cause I've got every lure man ,,, i've got every lure!:P
http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/laola.gif
Now what colours mate? ........ You need Ayu , Bunker , fluoro , Red gill , Elton John , bleeding mullet ,Chartreuse , guns & roses , gold ones , green ones , brown ones , blue ones , silver ones .....which can be fun!. Just dont forget a black .... ........ After that , get some .... Baby bass ,Glass ghost , lemon lime , evil minnow , Silver flash , red head , fire tiger , sunset shiner , bobby dazzler, spotted dog , parakeet , hot pink .... & whatchya think of ........ Techni colour yawn ?
But I'll tell you what you haven't got .......... SLICK RIGS - OTHER PLASTICS & BETTER REMEMBER FROGS!
Have we been singing ...... While counting our lures , cleaning gear , checking drags & upgrading hooks::)
Cheers
Chris
DEANO68
14-08-2008, 05:11 PM
Have we been singing ...... While counting our lures , cleaning gear , checking drags & upgrading hooks::)
Cheers
Chris
funny you say that chris, i think ive looked in the shed every nite this week,and yes opened the lure draw....there all still there...i've even looked at your lyrics a few times(i'm hurtin).theres no way i'll remember them..might have to hum it..;)
Obi _ Wan
14-08-2008, 05:17 PM
Yeah Mate!
Decided i need a few more hard bodies and a new rod.
Quick, get me on an impoundment and out of the tackle shops!
Cheers,
John.
Obi _ Wan
14-08-2008, 05:20 PM
OOHH NO!
I've just discovered i now need a box of FLAPPERS!!!
OH Well, i guess i'll just have to pick them up tomorrow.
Cheers,
John.
DEANO68
14-08-2008, 05:34 PM
OOHH NO!
I've just discovered i now need a box of FLAPPERS!!!
OH Well, i guess i'll just have to pick them up tomorrow.
Cheers,
John.
duno what the hell a flapper is john, but i want one ..or two..can someone fill me in??steve mabe.?does foxie keep them.? mabe on the counter next to the freddos..??.my god i'm gettin bad someone slap me...8-)
deano..
funny you say that chris, i think ive looked in the shed every nite this week,and yes opened the lure draw....there all still there...i've even looked at your lyrics a few times(i'm hurtin).theres no way i'll remember them..might have to hum it..;)
I did some re spooling last night ........ & sorting plastics ( fish - frogs & something I cant describe:-/ )
Read the lyrics once or twice::) ........ google earth of Mondy
Chris
Yeah Mate!
Decided i need a few more hard bodies and a new rod.
Quick, get me on an impoundment and out of the tackle shops!
Cheers,
John.
John ..... Have you removed the seats from the fourby ........ that's the only way any more tackle is going to fit:P .........
Hey ...... You would have to start packing the gear in tonight .. ( 2 week job , that one;) )
Cheers
Chris Chris
Obi _ Wan
14-08-2008, 09:37 PM
Chris,
Thinking about fitting one of those travel pods on roof racks!
That will take care of the frogs, toads, green bombers and flaps.
Cheers,
John.
Obi _ Wan
14-08-2008, 09:39 PM
deano,
The flaps are a bit of a secret at the moment, trying to stop the run on tackle shops all over.
Wait a bit mate and all will be revealed when enough stock is available.
Keep an eye on Gin Gin.
Cheers,
John.
deano,
The flaps are a bit of a secret at the moment, trying to stop the run on tackle shops all over.
Wait a bit mate and all will be revealed when enough stock is available.
Keep an eye on Gin Gin.
Cheers,
John.
How can anyone wait around for 4 weeks to find out what flaps are :(
Not happy Jan
Chris
deano,
The flaps are a bit of a secret at the moment, trying to stop the run on tackle shops all over.
Wait a bit mate and all will be revealed when enough stock is available.
Keep an eye on Gin Gin.
Cheers,
John.
Now that I know what a flap is ....... I have to know how to use them:-/
Chris
DEANO68
16-08-2008, 06:33 AM
you might have to re-write the anthem chris....no mention of flaps in there.:-/
you might have to re-write the anthem chris....no mention of flaps in there.:-/
I was thinking that last night ......... but how do you fit flaps into that lot
give me 5 mins;)
Chris
Hi All ........ This is a little better
Sing it all! http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/vrolijk_26.gif :guitarist: :vrolijk_26:
I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man ... I've got every lure man - - Cause I've got every lure!
I've got a deep driver , slow riser , fast sinker , suss- pender , blade fizzer , shallow runner , surface popper , hyper viper , crazy deep , mask vibe ,jap crap from megabass , mad mullet , mundi magic , Lucky craft Arra barra bought from coolangatta ....... stick to Aussie lures
cause I got every lure man ,,, i've got every lure man ! Hope they fit in the van man - - cause I've got every lure! :P http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/laola.gif
Yeh, but listen here mate? ...... you needa Bony bream , big sammy , Bills Bug ,Manta ray , Classic pro , 120 , river rat , green bomber , Tilsan barra , barra bait , Goulburn Jack , X Rap , Jointed Shad , Tango dancer ,sub walk , stump jumper to catch a thumper ........ All with owner upgrades!
cause I've got every lure man ,,, I've got every lure man ! thrown at every snag man - - cause I've got every lure! :P
http://www.ausfish.com.au/yabbfiles/Smilies/laola.gif
Now what colours mate? ........ You need Ayu , Bunker , fluoro , Red gill , Elton John , bleeding mullet ,Chartreuse , guns & roses , gold ones , green ones , brown ones , blue ones , silver ones .....which can be fun!. Just dont forget a black .... ........ After that , get some .... Baby bass ,Glass ghost , lemon lime , evil minnow , Silver flash , red head , fire tiger , sunset shiner , bobby dazzler, spotted dog , parakeet , hot pink .... & whatchya think of ........ Techni colour yawn ?
But I'll tell you what you haven't got .......... FOXIES FLAPS , SLICK RIGS ,BOZO'S , RIPPIN MINNOWS , SWIM SHADS - OTHER PLASTICS - THAT'S FANTASTIC & BETTER REMEMBER FROGS!
DEANO68
16-08-2008, 08:31 AM
better throw in bunch of bannanas to chris....;)
better throw in bunch of bannanas to chris....;)
I just spoke to Trev ...... & he is serious! ( pics to come)
Chris
DEANO68
16-08-2008, 10:51 AM
I just spoke to Trev ...... & he is serious! ( pics to come)
Chris
the only banana flavored lure i know of is al's (livley lures) mad mullet that comes in a color he calls banana....sure they would work...ive caught jacks on them.....
DEANO68
16-08-2008, 05:23 PM
bring up a pound of what you lot are on and i would probably tie on a banana also....i'm stikin with classics , stiffies, frogs,and my fave arafurras...no mangoes no bananas..just plain ol skool stuff + xxxx...spent enough coin ,just wanna get up there and have some fun & therapy..see you all there..no bananas on our boat..just stiffies,mabe flaps and the sweet smell of barra(and xxxx)...;)
will be good to meet you lot..
cheers deano..
Steve B
16-08-2008, 07:35 PM
bring up a pound of what you lot are on and i would probably tie on a banana also....i'm stikin with classics , stiffies, frogs,and my fave arafurras...no mangoes no bananas..just plain ol skool stuff + xxxx...spent enough coin ,just wanna get up there and have some fun & therapy..see you all there..no bananas on our boat..just stiffies,mabe flaps and the sweet smell of barra(and xxxx)...;)
will be good to meet you lot..
cheers deano..
Spot on Deano!!!! That plan will secure you more barra than the monkey business that we are being fed by our Awoonga cousins!! ;D;D
DEANO68
16-08-2008, 08:09 PM
Spot on Deano!!!! That plan will secure you more barra than the monkey business that we are being fed by our Awoonga cousins!! ;D;D
cheers steve, will you be about on the said weekend.???would be good to say hi mabe have a beer..or see you up in one of the many (insane) bays during the weekend.;)
deano..
Steve B
16-08-2008, 08:27 PM
cheers steve, will you be about on the said weekend.???would be good to say hi mabe have a beer..or see you up in one of the many (insane) bays during the weekend.;)
deano..
Actually Deano I am off work that weekend and Monday and Tues.I am aiming up for a few sessions on water and land with Roo, Kim, fu man Chewy and others. should be good.
We will definatly catch up for a XXXX.
steve
DEANO68
16-08-2008, 08:31 PM
Actually Deano I am off work that weekend and Monday and Tues.I am aiming up for a few sessions on water and land with Roo, Kim, fu man Chewy and others. should be good.
We will definatly catch up for a XXXX.
steve
be there fri morn..josh & myself black mazda bt50 & black hornet cant miss..
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