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GRANTJOHNSON20
17-11-2007, 11:04 AM
Hay All
i was reading a post on ausfish stickers and it got me thinking does anyone out there have any good names for there boat, if you got a good one post it up for a laugh or just lets us know whats out there it might help out a few fellas on the water if they get stuck you never know
cheers
Grant
Ryan.S
17-11-2007, 11:59 AM
Just called my newbie "Burnin Midnight" "Midnight" Because its midnight black and also i do alot of night fishing. (Burning the midnight all) And "burnin" Because i had I was in an explosion at work that left me 45% 3rd degree burns. Some things you just gotta laugh about huh.:-/
Dr_Dan
17-11-2007, 02:44 PM
Called my first boat About Time, cos it took me long enough to save up for it when i was still in school
Dan
Lutjanus johnii
18-11-2007, 09:29 AM
Pretty Full On name Ryan. Good to see it hasn't slowed you down. All power to ya!
searay215ec
18-11-2007, 11:05 AM
Ours is "PP's Inapod" because both my partner and mine names start with P.
Our new tender might get called "P-Wee" or something like that. We also have 2 cats that start with P and just got a puppy and it also had to have a P name.
poundalead
18-11-2007, 09:04 PM
A mates got a ski boat named "Piston Broke".......
Ryan.S
18-11-2007, 09:25 PM
Yeah mate, life goes on hey, like that one poundalead, There is a machenic with that name on his shop in Maroochydore. Hilarious.
Timmy94
18-11-2007, 09:48 PM
My alltime favourites Far Canal.
the lump
20-11-2007, 01:26 PM
Had A Mate That Was Geting A Polycraft Boat That Was Gunna Be Called Polly Wanna Snapper. Hey Is That Jono From Eleebana That Started This Post????????????????
goggles
20-11-2007, 02:28 PM
Called my tinnie CONVINCEDA {as in convinced her ie wife } to let me buy it.
champion
20-11-2007, 03:34 PM
funny stuff guys,
one mate has a plate boat called "Wet Dream" and another has called his "Four Play"
mrmagoo
20-11-2007, 03:50 PM
there is a large expensive cruiser down south that has the name "PORK HUNT"
i dunno how keen i would be checking in with the coastguard with that name.
HIGH and DRY
20-11-2007, 06:11 PM
more of a play on words that funny, but i named my boat: 'sea n things', cause i always see heaps of cool stuff out on the water, and by the time i got my missus attention, it had gone, and she always told me i was seeing things!!!
kitch76
20-11-2007, 10:33 PM
My last boat a 19' ski boat was "Touch of class" which I found out after I bought it is the name of a brothel, haven't come up with a name for the new tinny
Ryan.S
20-11-2007, 10:44 PM
Just noticed a good one on my way out for a fish tonight. There is a boat moored here called "Lunar Sea." Thought that was a good one. I also know of a boat who had an accident at work and injured his ankle. Got a big payout and bought a nice flybridge, Called it the "Crookfoot."
FrankFWM
22-11-2007, 12:17 AM
If you are single you could name a boat "After-U"
then when taking a girl of your boat for the first time, you could tell her "I named my boat after you"
moater
22-11-2007, 01:17 AM
If you're single you could also name it "FREE from YOU"
maxwellson
22-11-2007, 04:08 PM
heard a good one on the radio while out fishin one day "selfish pig" i cracked up big time..
Boblee
22-11-2007, 05:32 PM
Called my Trailer sailer "Trust me" cos she doesn't like the tilt (heel) or for that matter anything over a 2 ' wave.
Heading out of Mackay marina saw a bloke in a fishing boat waving and pointing to his boats name which was the same.
Had a mate who called his tinny "cirhrosis (spelling ?) of the river" and he got pretty upset when another mate called his the same, not good when both were operating out of Darwin.
skeeter
22-11-2007, 09:27 PM
My wife calls my boat "Eternity" because she believes I got it instead of getting her an eternity ring.
Skeeter
Nico.d.R
24-11-2007, 01:03 AM
i saw a boat at redcliffe last week called "wet pussy" i thought that was funny .
kind_cir
24-11-2007, 06:10 AM
My boat is called NOBOAT as it is not realy a boat, it's just a small tinny/dogdish.
Plus my wife used to say all the time "your not going fishing out in that bloddy boat again, are you" To wich I can now reply " No dear I'm not going out in the boat"
Thinking to myself as I tow it down the drive " hehe I'm going out in no boat today dear, hehe"
Another advantage I found was she would say "your not buying anything for the boat" and I'd say " I'm buying stuff for no boat today dear"
fish2relax
24-11-2007, 01:18 PM
when i eventually upgrade my boat i've got 2 names picked out for her.
1st "BAG'D OUT" and with smaller wording underneath it "on excuses"
2nd "THE DOGHOUSE"
cheers
Vindicator
25-11-2007, 07:08 AM
Have recently named my new boat "Smells Like Fish!". Just gotta stop my 8yr old from saying tastes like chicken every time he looks at it. He has no idea what he is talking about but a bit embarrassing when he says it in front of people. But with a name like that I asked for it.
Cheers
Kezza
wheelerdog
25-11-2007, 08:06 AM
mine is named "half a chance"
oldboot
25-11-2007, 05:53 PM
Dick Orchard ( former multiple ballroom dance champion) called his boat "DANCING DICK"....... but he couldn't get away with having a penus in a tuxedo on the side........
cheers
warrior1
25-11-2007, 07:55 PM
I used to call my old boat "first wife"cause i spent more time in it than the real wife;D p.s it never said it had a headache::)
Ram-rod
27-11-2007, 10:41 PM
Ours is "PP's Inapod" because both my partner and mine names start with P.
Our new tender might get called "P-Wee" or something like that. We also have 2 cats that start with P and just got a puppy and it also had to have a P name.
My wife is Jackie and i am Russell and although i can't stand the little critters i named mine "Jackrussell"
el nino
28-11-2007, 09:00 AM
g"day guys l called mine "el nino" because it means bad weather n crap fishin,and we don"t get much,but its great fun on the water hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aussie9
28-11-2007, 10:47 AM
Hi Guys,
How about embarrassing names?
How about a 17' 1/2 cabin savage I just bought called "Flipper"?
stick
28-11-2007, 06:39 PM
You might just get away with "Liquor n Poker"
boogsboat
28-11-2007, 07:06 PM
Hey all Tossing up between three names at the moment. I like to go jigging so I want to call it JIGOLO'S or JIGGY JIGGY but wife doesn't like them to much she wants to call it BOOG'S BOAT after my son's nickname.
Nathan
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